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HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO HOBBIT CASTING

Hell freezing over, pigs flying, Angels winning the pennant– pick whatever metaphor for shit that ain’t likely to happen you prefer and apply it here: The Sun may have gotten a bit of casting news correct! No, Eddie Murphy hasn’t been announced as The Riddler in Batman 3– instead, their story from yesterday, that original … Continue reading