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WEINSTEINS WANT DEAD OR ALIVE

As the heaving polygonal breasts of Tecmo’s Dead or Alive series prepare to jiggle onto Microsoft’s new Xbox 360 console, Dimension has grabbed North American distribution for the flick based on the most wankable combat videogame franchise. The Weinsteins took genre-focused Dimension (and some pens) when they packed up and left Disney to form the … Continue reading

DAILY GRABOID 11.21.05

Every single day of the week (almost), a new Graboid appears on this site for you to guess the name of the film, share with your officemates, or discuss on our message boards. Sometimes the graboid will be very easy and sometimes it’ll be as obscure as obscure gets.  So read the news, read the … Continue reading

WEEKEND BOX OFFICE REPORT

Rank Title WeekendGross CumulativeGross Weeks in Release 1 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire $101,400,000 $101,400,000 1 2 Walk the Line $22,400,000 $22,400,000 1 3 Chicken Little $14,700,000 $99,100,000 3 4 Derailed $6,500,000 $21,800,000 2 5 Zathura $5,100,000 $20,200,000 2 6 Jarhead $4,800,000 $54,300,000 3 7 Get Rich or Die Tryin’ $4,300,000 $24,500,000 2 … Continue reading

DAILY GRABOID 11.18.05

Every single day of the week (almost), a new Graboid appears on this site for you to guess the name of the film, share with your officemates, or discuss on our message boards. Sometimes the graboid will be very easy and sometimes it’ll be as obscure as obscure gets.  So read the news, read the … Continue reading

TRAILER: SUPERMAN RETURNS

Almost two decades after he fought Mark Pillow to a standstill, Superman is making his return to theaters. And quite literally. I hope the utilization of third-person singular present tense will become a recurring theme for film titles of DC heroes: Batman Begins, Superman Returns, Wonder Woman Arrives, Hawkman Soars, Power Girl Jiggles, etc. Anyway, … Continue reading

DAILY GRABOID 11.17.05

Every single day of the week (almost), a new Graboid appears on this site for you to guess the name of the film, share with your officemates, or discuss on our message boards. Sometimes the graboid will be very easy and sometimes it’ll be as obscure as obscure gets.  So read the news, read the … Continue reading

THE PUNISHER HATES MUTANTS

There’s something to be said for Tom Jane’s geek dedication – not only is his upcoming slate filled with comic book projects, but now he’s gunning for some mutants. Nope, it’s not a Marvel crossover movie with the Punisher blasting holes in the ever-increasing X-Men ranks (for now we’ll have to speculate that Brett Ratner … Continue reading