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DVD REVIEW: IMPACT POINT

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: SONYMSRP: $24.96RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 85 minSPECIAL FEATURES:   Featurette  Digital Copy  AVP Promos The Pitch Volleyball gets extreme. I hate myself for having written that. The Humans Brian Austin Green, Melissa Keller, Linden Ashby and Kayla Ewell This guy look like Vince Vaughn fucked one of the puppets from … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: BEE MOVIE (VERY JERRY 2-DISC EDITION)

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Dreamworks AnimationMSRP: $26.99RATED:  PGRUNNING TIME: 90 Minutes  SPECIAL FEATURES:–    Jerry & Filmmaker Commentary–    Jerry’s 16 TV Juniors–    Alternate Endings and Lost Scenes–    Jerry’s Flight Over Cannes–    Original Live-Action Trailers–    Inside the Hive: The Cast of Bee Movie–    “We Got the Bee” Music Video–    Pollination Practice Video Game–    The Ow! … Continue reading