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DVD REVIEW: THE LAST STATION

The last days of infamous Russian author Leo Tolstoy’s life are told through the eyes of his new assistant Valentin. A limping story is buoyed by skilled actors and high production quality.  

DVD REVIEW: TENDERNESS

Russell Crowe somehow forgot that he had already made the big time but decides to star in Tenderness as a cop obsessed with the release of a convicted killer who has had his record expunged of all wrongdoing.

DVD RACK: ONIMASA

BUY IT FROM AMAZON: CLICK HERESTUDIO: AnimeigoMSRP: 24.98RATED: Not RatedRUNNING TIME: 146 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Program Notes• Cast & Crew Bios• Image Gallery• Four Onimasa Trailers• The Geisha Trailer• The Wolves Trailer• DVD Credits The Pitch A day in the life of a Yakuza boss. The Humans Tatsuya Nakadai, Masako Natsume, Shima IwashitaThe Nutshell This is a … Continue reading