Master Control Program

CHUD.com’s video game column, chaired by Cav Gallagher and his staff of inglorious gaming bastards, MCP is where you come to discuss the very best the console, PC, and handheld realms have to offer with varying levels of wit, verve, and, occasionally, pure, seething, psychotic venomous hate. If you fancy yourself a gamer, you’ve come to the right place. Press Start To Continue.

MCP: GAMING NEWS ROUNDUP – 04.04.07

Ian is out today fighting his way through the Mad Gears. I’ll be filling in with a couple tidbits and a rant. (Ian sez: I’ll return tomorrow, from somewhere that isn’t a waiting room.) Yesterday, Newsweek ran an interview with Nintendo overlord Reginald Fils-Aime, who confirms that Metroid Prime 3 will not be released in … Continue reading

MCP: GAMING NEWS ROUNDUP – 04.03.07

Yesterday, I wrote about the exciting times of the PSP, what with the solid base of good titles and the significant efforts of the homebrew community. Today, you can add one more to the list of reasons to pick up the scratch-prone little fucker: Sony has announced a price drop, effectively immediately. The PSP now … Continue reading

MCP: GAMING NEWS ROUNDUP – 4.02.07

Fuck April Fool’s Day. No, wait— fuck me. I’m so gullible that the first time a bully claimed he was going to kick my ass I turned my back to a wall and got punched in the stomach. Which is why every news item today is double-checked for freshness and veracity.Those people who have gotten … Continue reading

MCP: GAMING NEWS ROUNDUP – 3.30.07

Today’s top story, by virtue of it being the one I’m writing about first, regards a question that has been nibbling at the back of all our minds since the first PS3 prototype went on display. Why was the Spider-Man movie font selected for the PS3’s logo and branding? Sony design chief Teiyo Goto has … Continue reading

MCP: GAMING NEWS ROUNDUP – 3.29.07

The pain of Nintendo’s Friend Code system of online matchmaking only seems to intensify. It was an annoyance on the DS; it’s even moreso on the Wii, where the online component is much more integrated. Slashdot’s running a story from MTV’s Stephen Totilo about employing mnemonic devices and tools such as phonespell.com to turn your … Continue reading

MCP: GAMING NEWS ROUNDUP – 3.28.07

The halls of the Internet, packed floor to ceiling like some barbaric bazaar, are humming with confirmations, speculations, and pissing contests regarding the Xbox 360 Elite. owever, that’s not at all interesting since that sort of stuff should have been flushed from your system last week. So, what’s left? This junk:The Xbox Live Video Marketplace … Continue reading

MCP: ARTSY FARTSY

I don’t think there will be a gaming roundup today, because all the "news" that piled up over the weekend consists of Joystiq whining about aesthetics of game purchases, fanboys complaining about the lack of console exclusivity of Capcom games, and something about a "teaser teaser" for Grand Theft Auto IV. Come on, people; if … Continue reading

MCP: GAMING NEWS ROUNDUP – 3.23.07

Ian is out today as he follows his frog down a giant hole in the ground. Don’t worry, he’ll be back Monday. Here’s what going on in the world of gaming: The top story in the gaming world is the European (and Australian, but really that’s Europe too) launch of the PS3. Recent stories have … Continue reading