Master Control Program

CHUD.com’s video game column, chaired by Cav Gallagher and his staff of inglorious gaming bastards, MCP is where you come to discuss the very best the console, PC, and handheld realms have to offer with varying levels of wit, verve, and, occasionally, pure, seething, psychotic venomous hate. If you fancy yourself a gamer, you’ve come to the right place. Press Start To Continue.

MCP: RANDOM SETTING – 7.13.07

While not as lucky (and deserving) as Russ to be at E3 in person, here are my very random impressions of the Big Three’s Keynote Presentations and other gaming news. Microsoft: I have immeasurable excitement for Rock Band. I dread, however, the repeated trips to Home Depot when I go Daltrey with the microphone. Jeff … Continue reading

MCP: E3 DAY ONE, BRIEFLY

OK, so this E3: not so bad. It’s a drag that it’s small enough that a handful of people I was really looking forward to catching up with (journalists and PR) didn’t come. But it’s also small enough that the crazed rush of years past is gone. Everyone has food in their meeting rooms (such … Continue reading

MCP: GAMING NEWS ROUNDUP – 07.11.07

E3 is in full swing. Russ brought you some coverage of the Microsoft press event last night, and today Nintendo and Sony will be having their big monologues. I’m not in attendance, so I’ll be sifting through the mounds of crap that piles over the audience in hopes of uncovering a few interesting chunks that … Continue reading

MICROSOFT OPENS E3 WITH A SURE THING

I’m not going to blog a massive piece of text about Microsoft’s press conference that essentially opened E3 2007. It was broadcast live, and you can scan the loads of coverage that have already been blogged for all the tiny details. With one notable exception, the only games shown were 2007 releases, most of which … Continue reading

MCP: RANDOM SETTING – ANTICIPATION BREAKDOWN

Wait, it’s not Friday. What the hell?Well it’s E3 week, which means gaming news will be dropping like console prices. In anticipation to the Not-As-Big Summit, here’s a follow-up to last week’s Bit Player’s Roundtable. On Monday, IGN GamerMetrics released its own “Half Year Preview,” ranking the most anticipated titles for the remainder of 2007. … Continue reading

MCP: RANDOM SETTING – 07.06.07

It’s Friday so it must be time for some news and rants: Power of 3(60) According to former EB and Best Buy employees, the 360 failure rate is about 33%. One of the most sought after stories in the gaming world is the true 360 failure rate. Microsoft originally claiming the rate to stand between … Continue reading

MCP: THE BIT PLAYERS ROUNDTABLE #7

Ian Arbuckle (boring GamerTag: ArbuckleIan): Okay, folks– prepare to be buried in bit players. As CHUD rolls on toward our redesign, we’re amping up our commitment to giving you minor squabbles and the occasional holy war between we Chewer game enthusiasts. This column will be coming on a regular schedule, now, every two weeks. Do … Continue reading

MCP: GAMING NEWS ROUNDUP – 07.05.07

If you haven’t seen it yet, here is some of the first footage of Harmonix’s Rock Band in action, with four employees playing "Welcome to the Jungle." Two things came to mind while I was watching it: 1) That it sounded as if the vocal track was layered over a pre-recorded take (either the original … Continue reading