Master Control Program

CHUD.com’s video game column, chaired by Cav Gallagher and his staff of inglorious gaming bastards, MCP is where you come to discuss the very best the console, PC, and handheld realms have to offer with varying levels of wit, verve, and, occasionally, pure, seething, psychotic venomous hate. If you fancy yourself a gamer, you’ve come to the right place. Press Start To Continue.

MCP REVIEW: BIOSHOCK

BUY IT HERE AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!PLATFORM: Xbox360; PCESRB RATING: MaturePUBLISHER: 2K GamesDEVELOPER: IrrationalTHE PITCH Industrialist Andrew Ryan — half Howard Hughes, half Ayn Rand hero — built Rapture, a city under the sea, and sponsored the scientific exploration of genetic alteration. Politics and intrigue nearly killed Rapture, and the remnants of the city might … Continue reading

MCP: RANDOM SETTING – 8.24.07

This week’s glance into the world of gaming: Bioshock Week The biggest news of the week is Bioshock. Actually, Bioshock by its mere release would have been the story of the week, but instead, the Bioshock launch has been a big story in and of itself. 2K, with this launch, has dodged more time wasting … Continue reading

MCP: RANDOM SETTING – 8.17.07

After a week long hiatus, I’m back with a look into the world of gaming: The Little Game That Could vs. The Franchise I’m not the biggest fan of console FPS/ FPA(dventures).* While I’ll be in line at my gas satiation on Halo day, I mostly only play FPS for the multiplayer. This week, however, … Continue reading

MCP REVIEW: GUITAR HERO ENCORE: ROCKS THE ’80s

Buy It From Amazon: CLICK HERE!System: PlayStation2Developer: HarmonixPublisher: ActivisionPrice: Rape We need to stop pissing around and set a couple unspoken rules in stone. One candidate would be that no video game expansion should ever be more than thirty bucks. Once I’ve bought the original, you could package sex with Sophia Loren (I’m thinking the … Continue reading

MCP: RANDOM SETTING – 08.03.07

A few weeks ago, I wrote about CBS Sports covering various stops on the World Series of Video Games Tour. This past Sunday, CBS aired its coverage of the Louisville stop on the Tour. In honor of such an occasion (and to get out of seeing Hairspray), I decided, Diet Pepsi in hand and Inspiron … Continue reading

MCP: GAMING NEWS ROUNDUP – 08.01.07

I got distracted this morning trawling the news and sifting through press releases. A beckoning tangent led me to investigate as much as possible the new PSP title Harvest Moon: Boy and Girl. Another Harvest Moon for the handheld so soon after Innocent Life? Well, where Innocent Life was a quiet (and beautiful) revolution in … Continue reading

MCP: GAMING NEWS ROUNDUP – 07.31.07

Rock Band just keeps getting better and better. For this Generation Y fool, anyhow. Along with all the awesome gameplay footage and live demonstrations from E3, now we get word that Nirvana’s Nevermind will arrive in its entirety as downloadable content, just like The Who’s Who’s Next, which was previously confirmed. Having "Smells Like Teen … Continue reading

MCP: RANDOM SETTING – 7.27.07

Post-E3 has been incredibly dull, so less news and more ranting this week: Speaking of E3, rumors have been crawling over the interwebs the past couple of weeks regarding the location of next year’s event. Some have E3 in Vegas, while others have it taking place in our memories. Apparently, there is a significant (or … Continue reading