BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros.MSRP: $24.98RATED: UnratedRUNNING TIME: 385 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Bonus Sketches• Bloopers The Pitch “Um, sir, remember when we released the Blue Collar TV DVD set? Yeah well we accidentally only released half of the episodes.” “You’re kidding me! That’s SO GREAT! Release the other half in another set and … Continue reading
BUY IT FROM AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros.MSRP: $99.99RATING: NRRUNNING TIME: 1260 min.SPECIAL FEATURES:– Featurettes– Commentary THE PITCH “Hail to the cowboy, baby.” THE HUMANS Bruce Campbell, Julius Carry, Christian Clemenson, John Astin, Kelly Rutherford, John Pyper-Ferguson, Billy Drago THE NUTSHELL In the Old West (1893 to be precise), Brisco County Jr. (Campbell) is a … Continue reading
[Same intro as last time] Once upon a time I was a Stephen King apologist. If he ran over someone’s cat, I’d drive to their house and say “I’m sorry Stephen King flattened your furry little Obnoxio”. Nowadays, people are running Mr. King down like it’s going out of style [once] and his last few … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: New Line Home VideoMSRP: $19.98RATED: PG-13RUNNING TIME: 85 min.SPECIAL FEATURES: None The Pitch "It’s Kurt Cobain’s shotgun meets Mrs. Doubtfire!" The Humans Tyler Christopher (General Hospital), Elena Lyons (Club Dread) The Nutshell Washed-up rock band Fuzz Bucket have just been dropped by their record label and wind up playing … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: LionsgateMSRP: $19.98RATED: Not RatedRUNNING TIME: 70 min.SPECIAL FEATURES:• Outtakes/Bloopers• Cootie Catcher game• The Scoop on Skye Sweetnam• Music Video• Kevin’s Paper Clip Movie featurette The Pitch Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! So and So! Whats Her Face! The Ugly One! (ugly one not included) The Humans Barbie™, Tia™, Courtney®, Raquelle®. … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: New Line Home EntertainmentMSRP: $19.98RATED: PG-13RUNNING TIME: 85 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Director’s commentary• Previews The Pitch We’ve got a few unused script pages leftover from Def Jam’s How to be a Player. Let’s get three aging but still hot actresses together, pull Bill Billamy off the street and see what … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $49.98 RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 976 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Outpatient outtakes: unaired scenes• Cutups: gag reel The Pitch Season 5 of a shload of people playing doctor. The Humans Anthony Edwards, George Clooney, Noah Wylie, Eriq La Salle, Julianna Margulies, Gloria Reuben, Laura Innes, Alex Kingston, Kellie … Continue reading
Yugoslavia. Mulletlicious Many agree Road House is special. Who wouldn’t want to see a Mercedes driving, NYU philosophy major with Zen-like instincts connect four on ignoramuses? The virtues of David Lee Henry & Hilary Henkin’s script lie somewhere between the paper-thin level of both good and bad; the pros outshines the cons, to which there … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Next Step StudiosMSRP: $14.99 RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 83 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • Soundtrack CD• Two bonus scenes • Production notes The Pitch "It’s the Biography channel as narrated by the Crappon!" The Humans Writer and director Richard Green narrates and dominates the film. The Nutshell Richard Green presents a … Continue reading
[Same intro as last time] Once upon a time I was a Stephen King apologist. If he ran over someone’s cat, I’d drive to their house and say “I’m sorry Stephen King flattened your furry little Obnoxio”. Nowadays, people are running Mr. King down like it’s going out of style [once] and his last few … Continue reading