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BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE! STUDIO: Walt Disney PicturesMSRP: $22.49 RATED: G RUNNING TIME: 99 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES:• Audio Commentary by Michelle Trachtenberg, Hayden Panettiere, Trevor Blumas and Kirsten Olson • Deleted Scenes, including Alternate Opening • 2 Music Videos (‘Reach’ by Caleigh Peters and ‘No One’ by Aly & A.J.) • Trailers/Sneak Peeks … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $19.97RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 88 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Blast the Monster Challenge• Haunted Hoax featurette The Pitch“You know the boring, stale Scooby-Doo formula that has been reheated and forced onto a new generation of kids since the beginning of time? Let’s keep doing that.”The HumansCasey Kasem, Paul Stanley, … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $19.97 RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 109 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Reuinited: Astaire and Rogers Together Again featurette• Annie Was A Wonder vintage short• Wags to Riches cartoon short• Theatrical trailerIn the midst of yet another summer full of vapid, joyless films with huge special effects and no brain, it’s … Continue reading →
August is fully upon your DVD purchasing urges and it really shows no signs of slowing down. Granted, there are probably two or three titles (out of the many) that might pique your interest as you scroll downward, but title after title continues to roll out, unabated by your paycheck or even your bankruptcy filing. … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros.MSRP: $59.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 773 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Never-before-seen featurette: "Recurring Pain: Three Women and Their Man"• Cutting Room Floor: Over 40 minutes of deleted scenes The first season of Nip/Tuck took me by surprise. It was something unlike any show I’d seen, one which balanced out its high … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: MiramaxMSRP: $29.99RATING: RRUNNING TIME: 90 min.SPECIAL FEATURES:AuditionsDeleted and alternate scenesCommentary The Pitch “It’s Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story meets Buffy the Vampire Slayer… in Romania!” The Humans Jason Scott Lee (Timecop: The Berlin Decision, Ghoulies III: Ghoulies Go To College), Jason London (Out Cold, The Rage: Carrie 2), Rutger … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $26.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 168 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • All-new introduction by the Crypt Keeper• Tales from the Crypt: From Comic Books to Television• Crypt Keeper’s History of Season 1 Even fifty years later, there’s no denying that The Twilight Zone is still the best horror, sci-fi and … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: DimensionMSRP: $29.99RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 92 min.SPECIAL FEATURES:• French and Spanish subtitles• Trailers The Pitch “It’s Scanners meets The Powers of Matthew Starr!” The Humans Louis Gossett Jr. (An Officer and a Gentleman, Enemy Mine), Teri Hatcher (Tango & Cash, Brain Smasher… A Love Story), Grayson McCouch (As the World … Continue reading →
Here we go again. You’re traveling down that DVD road that you know. Like a drifter, I was born to walk alone. Anyway, another digital week is opening its jaws of doom upon you, and we’ve got to be prepared. Like a Scout. Heatstroke is of little to no consequence, because this Jamboree is ready … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: MiramaxMSRP: $29.99RATED: PGRUNNING TIME: 88 min.SPECIAL FEATURES:• French Audio Track• English Subtitles The Pitch “Let’s turn an amazing true-life story into a phony movie-of-the week!” The Humans Holly Hunter (Raising Arizona, Copycat), Ron Silver (The Entity, Blue Steel, Reversal of Fortune), Bob Gunton (Demolition Man, The Shawshank Redemption), Fred … Continue reading →