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BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Universal MSRP: $49.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 13 hours, 45 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES: Four documentaries on the show and the actors Sometimes you just gotta wonder about the social context of these old sitcoms. Now, we demand more mystery, more development. Formula shows, such as The Outer Limits, have small followings, with … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $34.92RUNNING TIME: 498 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Bonus Ideas• Tips and Techniques• Printable Shopping Lists, Recipes and Project Instructions• Subtitles The Pitch “Got a billion-dollar multimedia empire with your name on it and an army of assistants firmly underfoot? Then celebrate the holidays the Martha Stewart way!” The … Continue reading →
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BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE! STUDIO: Warner Bros.MSRP: $59.92RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 66/69 min.SPECIAL FEATURES:• Commentary with Director William Friedkin on The Leopard Man• Theatrical trailer for The Leopard Man Note: These two films aren’t available separately, so consider yourselves lucky to have to purchase the entire Val Lewton Horror Collection! Click on the art … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros.RATED: UnratedRUNNING TIME: 80 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: Making-Of Featurettes The Pitch "Okay gang this is gonna be great. See, we’re Warner Brothers, we own tons of properties. Popular properties at that. There are so many things we could put out on DVD but here’s what we’re going to do. … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE! STUDIO: UniversalMSRP: $49.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 1002 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Commentary on “Pilot” by creator Shaun Cassidy and David Eick• Deleted and extended scenes After the surprise success of The X-Files, television networks were eager to hop aboard the genre television bandwagon. They didn’t care about the shows at all; they … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: New Line EntertainmentMSRP: $24.98RATED: PGRUNNING TIME: 120 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: Trailer The Pitch “What if we made a movie about the useless characters that died on the bridge during the end of Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom?” The Humans Robert “Paycheck” De Niro, Kathy “at least I kept … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Lions GateMSRP: $27.98RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 128 min.SPECIAL FEATURES:• Commentary with Don Roos, Clark Mathis, and Lisa Kudrow• “Making of” Featurette• Deleted Scenes w/commentary option• Outtakes w/commentary option• Montage w/commentary option When she was a teenager, Mamie (Lisa Kudrow) boinked her stepbrother Charley (Steve Coogan) and got pregnant. Instead of … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros.RATED: UnratedRUNNING TIME: 75 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Sound Effects Featurette• Race to the Finish Set-Top Game• Trailers The Pitch "It’s Tom & Jerry meets Around the World in 80 Days. And it’s named after The Fast & The Furious. Yeah – it’s as crappy and cheap as it sounds." … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Buena Vista/MiramaxRATED: UnratedRUNNING TIME: 76 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Bionicle Explorer• Animated Comic Book• Web Movie• Bionicle Music The Pitch "Ok, we need to move some more of these Bionicle Playsets. Let’s make a new commercial. Except, instead of the usual 30 seconds, how about we make it just over an … Continue reading →