Rule #1: You cannot brag successfully on the internet without proof. But rarely will proof make your case. This is due to the nature of the beast, which is that words are essentially the only thing one can put on the internet. Besides pictures. But people on the internet get to know you through words. … Continue reading
I am annoyed. I am aggravated. One of the most annoying things about the internet is that everyone can choose a name to hide behind. For instance on yesterday’s blog there are two comments one from Tommy Lee and Nikki Sixx, the other from Andrew “Dice” Clay. While I would be flattered to have celebrity … Continue reading
MY TAKE ON THE WEEK IN NEWS I really did want to release this Blog as regularly as Nick requested, but damn if I just couldn’t think of interesting things to talk about every day. Kudos to Nick for religiously putting his pen to the paper every day for his Blog. So, in my pondering … Continue reading
OK, fuck getting work done these past few days. After giving up on Lost midway through Season Two I recently decided to give it another stab thanks to the magic of iTunes and the fact that my wife doesn’t allow a television in the bedroom. As a result, my never sleeping posterior has been camped … Continue reading
Somehow I Never Don’t Get Scared of This. As many of you know, you can search your area or any other area for all of the registered sex offenders out there. Kind of like a Where’s Waldo if Waldo fucked kids. I’ve been told by my friend David that I’ve got surprisingly Conservative views on … Continue reading
Those of you who read my travelogue about the Community Day I attended might realize the third page looks a little different right now. In the interests of keeping things cool with my contacts there so they don’t get in trouble (as they are very, very cool people) I’ve taken out a few of the … Continue reading
In full Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls gettin’ ready fever – and in my case a real fever – I decided to watch all those Indiana Jones films again. I said a while back that all good directors have to have a sense of rhythm. This is true. But to be a great action director … Continue reading
Why I Didn’t Blog Yesterday. I missed my first blog day yesterday but not because I’m crap. In fact I’m doing two today to make up for it. Plus, I think we’ll all agree that the masturbation blog was somewhat of a substantial little article in the grand scheme of blogs and almost worth a … Continue reading
Castro: Does It Matter? So Fidel Castro is stepping down. People all over are saying that Cuba will become more Democratic. Cuban baseball players who defected are talking about how they can return to the Motherland without the same fears. Bullshit. To think that Fidel Castro is going to let his nation, and it pretty … Continue reading
Once upon a time, Netflix was a special place where I could rent my obscure Z-grade zombie films in peace without risking the shunning gaze of the Hollywood Video clerk. Many Let Sleeping Corpses Lie-s later, Netflix has blossomed into a full-fledged, pain-in-my-ass social networking site. While I refuse to engage in or be a … Continue reading