Movie News

We could simply cut and paste stories from Variety, but we don’t. We’re too amazing for that. We RETYPE articles from Variety…

GOYER MEDDLES IN THINGS MAN MUST LEAVE ALONE

One of the pluses of Stephen Sommers’s Van Helsing underperforming a few years ago is that it kyboshed the director’s attempt to single-handedly travesty Universal’s "classic monsters" catalogue. Had he succeeded, we wouldn’t have Mark Romanek’s and Andrew Kevin Walker’s The Wolf Man (starring Benicio Del Toro) looming on the horizon. We also wouldn’t have … Continue reading

CHEWERS PHONE HOME 2: INBOX BLUES

We’re gearing up to restart the Podcast Train in a big way, but this caboose don’t exactly run on coal. It’s powered by your input, specifically your voicemails. Our last full installment was full of us enjoying your rambling, then promptly mocking it with all we had. We look forward to doing more of that. … Continue reading

SCREENING: DEATH AT A FUNERAL

Death At A Funeral is the latest film from Frank Oz, who has a decent bit to answer for due to 2004’s criminally unfunny, ungood, and unwatchable The Stepford Wives. But try not to hold that against him too much. The guy’s giving us a well-reviewed comedy here, and he’s working with a supersharp Brit … Continue reading

DAILY NEWS ROUNDUP: 6/13

–You can stop wringing your hands over the rounding out of casting for the upcoming Universal comedy Baby Mama. In a bold choice, smiley everyman Greg Kinnear has been cast as the male lead opposite female lead Tina Fey, while ER doc and The Claw proponent Maura Tierney has been added as Fey’s sister in … Continue reading

A LONGER KISS GOODNIGHT

I must be getting old, because I remember a time when Renny Harlin was making movies people went to see, even when that was still a hit and miss affair. Example: The successful Die Hard 2 was followed up by flaming wreck The Adventures of Ford Fairline which was followed up by short-term Stallone resuscitator … Continue reading

LUCKY NUMBER 36

Everyone’s favorite New Zealander-turned-Bond director-turned-Bond fan heartbreaker, Martin Campbell, has nabbed his next gig. After finishing out the upcoming thriller Unstoppable, Campbell will be taking the reigns of Paramount’s 36, a remake based on the 2004 French crime film 36 Quai Des Orfevres (the assumed address of the French Police’s Criminal Division).I missed the original … Continue reading

WILL THE SILVER SURFER VISIT BABYLON 5?

We’ll know by the time the grosses for Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer are announced this weekend whether or not The Silver Surfer is going to get his own spin-off movie, but the folks at Fox are feeling very confident at the moment; according to the LA Times they’ve hired J Michael Straczynski … Continue reading

CHARIE MURPHY, MAD SCIENTIST?

Currently on TV, there are three different regularly-televised showcases for black comedians. On HBO, Diddy’s Bad Boys of Comedy supposedly spotlights up-and-coming talent with an edgy twist. On Starz, Martin Lawrence’s 1st Amendment Stand Up does….roughly the same thing. And finally, and most embarrassingly, BET’s Comic View pretends to do the same, but in fact … Continue reading