Nick Nunziata

Nick Nunziata created this place and enjoys having people complain about the ads. In addition to his intermittent contributions here, he is the producer of a few upcoming films and often wonders why he bothers.

A Nice Hard Slap – A Few Instant Recipes

Instant Tough Guy:Shaved head and/or goateeAffliction/Tapout shirtMenacing walk/stareTattoo (with clothing choice to accentuate) Instant Ten: Any GirlAny Desperate Guy Instant Discredit: Human BeingBud Light in Hand Instant Public Hazard: Asian WomanCar Instant Weight Loss: Chick Fil-A Chicken Biscuit20 minutesToilet Instant Film Critic: BlogHuman BeingSpeak Preview Pass Instant Douche: Human beingSandalsSocks Instant Twilight Zone: The Movie … Continue reading