Instant Tough Guy:
Shaved head and/or goatee
Affliction/Tapout shirt
Menacing walk/stare
Tattoo (with clothing choice to accentuate)

Instant Ten:

Any Girl
Any Desperate Guy

Instant Discredit:

Human Being
Bud Light in Hand

Instant Public Hazard:

Asian Woman
Car

Instant Weight Loss:

Chick Fil-A Chicken Biscuit
20 minutes
Toilet

Instant Film Critic:

Blog
Human Being
Speak Preview Pass

Instant Douche:

Human being
Sandals
Socks

Instant Twilight Zone: The Movie Gremlin:

Airplane Wing
Steve Nash



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