DELLAMORTE DOES BOX OFFICE 1/30/09
Does anyone like Renee Zellweger? I mean, seriously. If so, they might be lying.
Does anyone like Renee Zellweger? I mean, seriously. If so, they might be lying.
This does not bode well for Observe and Report.
And the Answer is: People wanted to see something.
Do you hear that? That’s the sound of Watchmen being settled.
Old racist man climbs on top of two nubile young women who are about to get married. Tell me that’s not a great logline for a FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE-style movie.
THE UNBORN may be an abortion, but it’s early January, so camel-toe should trump.
Is this long weekend over already? Why am I wearing ladies underwear, and don’t you think I’d have to be awake to get a Brazillian?
This box office has gone to the dogs. Get it?
Jim Carrey and Will Smith at the top of the charts. Feels like 1996 all over again.
Seasons don’t fear the Reaper, but they might fear Gort. Dunno. Or is it G.O.R.T.? Like F.I.S.T OR C.H.U.D?