Phil Owen

Adventures in Modern Girdles

I was watching Overnight Delivery (shit movie, but Paul Rudd still manages to be awesome) on cable late last night while trying to fall asleep, and several of the commercial breaks featured a particularly entertaining ad. It went something like this: “Would you like to go from looking like this… …to looking like this…” …without … Continue reading

Adventures in Lame Movie Trailers

Most of the time I very much enjoy watching the previews when I go to the movies. Hell, sometimes I even enjoy the commercials that show up before the previews (assuming I’m not at a Carmike and having to suffer through that ridiculous Three Doors Down National Guard music video). If we get a good … Continue reading