War, Inc. : A Long & Winding Consideration. I guess I was hoping for another Grosse Pointe Blank. No dice. War, Inc. is the new movie from John Cusack. There are other writers and a director credited, but the first credit that comes up is New Crime, Cusack’s production company – this is … Continue reading
Wale is an up-and-coming rapper from the D.C. area who has done several notable guest spots, such as on the Roots’ recent album, and has released some great singles, such as “Nike Boots“, which is about – …I’m sorry, I accidentally plugged in an entry from my hip-hop blog, Live Freestyle or … Continue reading
George Carlin, man. World’s a little less funny today. This is how I choose to look at it though: Personally, I feel lucky that I got the news this morning by turning on my Sirius radio and hearing it from Artie Lange, a comic I enjoy a whole lot, in the … Continue reading
Alternate Title: Reasons Why I Really Liked The New Hulk Movie! I have this theory about movies, especially action movies, that sometimes it’s not wrong to just give the people what they want. The Ang Lee Hulk movie had that great scene where the Hulk fought army tanks in the desert, but other … Continue reading
Alternate Title: The Work of M. Night Shyamalan, A Critical Examination in Five Minutes Or Less. NOTE: This will not include anything Shyamalan did pre-Sixth Sense, because I haven’t seen any of that stuff. I’m only interested in the Shyamalan of myth, the Shyamalan we have come to know in the … Continue reading
You Don’t Mess with the Zohan Directed by Dennis Dugan. Written by Adam Sandler, Robert Smigel, and Judd Apatow. Director of Photography, Michael Barrett. Starring Adam Sandler, John Turturro, Emmanuelle Chriqui, and a whole lot of friends of Adam Sandler. It’s been said before; it’s been said to me before; it’s been … Continue reading
What’s up internet? My name’s Jon Abrams and for now my blog is called Slow-Motion Quick-Draw. Let’s save the extended introduction and get right to talking movies. That’s really the best way for you and I to decide if we’re going to get along. For my first blog entry on CHUD.com I … Continue reading