Jeremy Smith

LUCAS AND RIDLEY TEAM FOR RED TAILS!

I dood it! It’s only fair to cocktease y’all on this one, because when I saw the headline at Variety, I (very briefly) got excited over the idea of Ridley Scott directing Red Tails. But then the whole "taps Ridley to write" thing took hold, and I realized it was John Ridley of Undercover Brother … Continue reading

OLIVER STONE’S BACK IN THE SHIT

The liberal conscience of cinema in the 1980s is ready to reconsider the war that defined his art. And while Oliver Stone completed his unofficial Vietnam trilogy back in 1993 with the largely unheralded Heaven and Earth, I’ve no problem with the director returning to the conflict for further inspiration; after all, he served and … Continue reading

KLAATU BARADA… WHOA!

Now that the social problem picture is fashionable again, why not bring back the thematically aggressive sci-fi movies of yesteryear? We recently got a deeply confused take on The Invasion of the Body Snatchers; surely, it was only a matter of time before The Day the Earth Stood Still was dragged out of drydock. Robert … Continue reading

NO TRAILER FOR WEAK HEARTS

We’ve read the reviews for No Country for Old Men. We’ve seen some footage. We knew the Coens were making a comeback this year. But did you think they were gonna be this vicious about it? This just released red band trailer for No Country for Old Men is a thing of relentless beauty. There’s … Continue reading

WAKE ME WHEN THEY GREENLIGHT FALCON CREST

I’m confused. Variety‘s Michael Fleming writes in his article breaking the news of Betty Thomas as the new Dallas helmer that "this time they’re drilling for laughs". Pardon my ignorance, but weren’t they "drilling for laughs" when Robert Luketic was signed to direct? And was I napping or just not giving a shit when Bend … Continue reading

STEPHEN SOMMERS DID NOT BLOW JOE

I‘ll go ahead and agree with Nick that the Stephen Sommers of Deep Rising would be just the guy to deliver a fun G.I. Joe movie. And if he wants $10 million to do it even though his last two pictures (The Mummy Returns and Van Helsing) were exercises in eardrum abuse, you might as … Continue reading