Dave Davis

DVD REVIEW: SMALLVILLE – SEASON 4

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros.MSRP: $59.99RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 970 min.SPECIAL FEATURES:• Featurettes• Commentaries• Deleted Scenes By the end of the third season of Smallville, I’d pretty much decided I nearly had enough. The departure from the freak-of-the-week formula was simply replaced with a different series of constant coincidences, and Clark Kent and … Continue reading

DAILY GRABOID 11.24.05

Every single day of the week (almost), a new Graboid appears on this site for you to guess the name of the film, share with your officemates, or discuss on our message boards. Sometimes the graboid will be very easy and sometimes it’ll be as obscure as obscure gets.  So read the news, read the … Continue reading

DAILY GRABOID 11.23.05

Every single day of the week (almost), a new Graboid appears on this site for you to guess the name of the film, share with your officemates, or discuss on our message boards. Sometimes the graboid will be very easy and sometimes it’ll be as obscure as obscure gets.  So read the news, read the … Continue reading

DIE HARD 4th ELEMENT?

The fourth entry in the Die Hard franchise hasn’t exactly arrived in theaters with a vengeance — it’s been a full decade since John McClane barrelled thorugh the streets of New York with Sam Jackson at his side. But is the hapless detective finally polishing his Beretta 92F to plug some fresh bad guys? According … Continue reading

A GLIMPSE OF DOA: DEAD OR ALIVE

Just yesterday (RIGHT HERE, to be precise) we heard that Dimension would distribute DOA: Dead or Alive, Corey Yuen’s adaptation of the battlin’ bouncy babe videogame franchise, and CHUD regular ‘Dragon Ma’ has given us our first good look at those gorgeous gladiatrixes (?). I can guarantee that as many eyes will roll as bulge when the … Continue reading

DAILY GRABOID 11.22.05

Every single day of the week (almost), a new Graboid appears on this site for you to guess the name of the film, share with your officemates, or discuss on our message boards. Sometimes the graboid will be very easy and sometimes it’ll be as obscure as obscure gets.  So read the news, read the … Continue reading

TRAILER: LADY IN THE WATER

I think I’m pretty much all set with M. Night Shyamalan. I mean, I liked The Sixth Sense and Unbreakable just fine, but I hated the hell out of Signs, with its hamfisted bullshit about faith and baseball and things happening for a reason and the most retarded alien invaders since the Psychlos. And I … Continue reading

JESSICA SIMPSON GETS A JOB

After putting her acting abilities on full display in The Dukes of Hazzard, and by “acting abilities” I mean “miraculous rack”, pop tart Jessica Simpson is swiftly ditching her cheek-revealing shorts and filling her schedule with other movie roles. Next she’ll aptly play the object of desire in the upcoming comedy Employee of the Month. … Continue reading

WEINSTEINS WANT DEAD OR ALIVE

As the heaving polygonal breasts of Tecmo’s Dead or Alive series prepare to jiggle onto Microsoft’s new Xbox 360 console, Dimension has grabbed North American distribution for the flick based on the most wankable combat videogame franchise. The Weinsteins took genre-focused Dimension (and some pens) when they packed up and left Disney to form the … Continue reading

DAILY GRABOID 11.21.05

Every single day of the week (almost), a new Graboid appears on this site for you to guess the name of the film, share with your officemates, or discuss on our message boards. Sometimes the graboid will be very easy and sometimes it’ll be as obscure as obscure gets.  So read the news, read the … Continue reading