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SCHLUBBY ACTOR HIRES HOT BROAD

This is why I would like to be rich, famous and powerful. While watching the Miss Universe pageant, Adam Sandler saw Jennifer Hawkins, last year’s winner, hand off her crown to this year’s Beauticon. I guess he liked how she looked, because he offered Hawkins a role in his next film, Click. Click is a … Continue reading

THIRTYSOMETHING CANDLES

Here’s a fitting follow up to the news about a possible sequel to The Goonies– Molly Ringwald says she is mulling a sequel to Sixteen Candles. "I’ve turned it down for years. I couldn’t see how it would work," she said at Saturday’s MTV Movie Awards, where she was reunited with Breakfast Club co-stars Ally Sheedy and … Continue reading

GOONIES NEVER SAY DIE!

I want a sequel to The Goonies like I want a rectal prolapse, but there are plenty of people who love the original film, screamy and annoying as it is, enough to want to revisit these paper thin characters in their implausible situations all over again. And sometimes those people get together and have conventions. … Continue reading

PLISSKEN ON THE SHIP

Our favorite archetypal tough guy Kurt Russell goes from Disney superdad in Sky High to check-collector for a big Warner Bros. remake.  The guy who saved the President, Antarctica and Little China has joined the 21st century version of the 1972 disaster flick The Poseidon Adventure, which gilled helmer Wolfgang Petersen is directing. As with … Continue reading

X3 DIRECTORIAL MUSINGS – UPDATED!

UPDATE: Variety reports this morning that Ratner is signed, sealed and delivered to direct X3. Cope. I’ll just get it out of the way: Drew over at Ain’t it Cool says that either John Moore or Brett Ratner will be the new director for X3 in place of the departed Matthew Vaughn. Personally it sounds like … Continue reading

RON #89

All images copyright Nick Nunziata & Lewis Cox III. Do not reprint without permission. * Note: I’m going to include the previous strip above the current one as to preserve some semblance of continuity in case you’d missed or forgotten the last strip. Thanks to Blake Currall of Australia for his patience in waiting for … Continue reading

THE SPECIAL EDITION – 06.05.05

Welcome to CHUD’s Special Edition! Let’s just skip all of the minor small talk and get right down to destroying our lives, wallets, and DVD pants with the latest DVD announcements that can tell if your friends asses got kicked by sharks. Atrocities Against Humanity! There are many who’ll disagree with me, but I feel … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: BROADWAY MELODY, THE (1929)

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $19.97 RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 100 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • The Dogway Melody• Metro Movietone “Reviews”• Musical: Van & Schenk• Broadway Trailer Gallery It does my heart good to see that DVDs like The Broadway Melody are sent to CHUD for review. Oh yeah, we love our genre … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: ZOMBIEZ

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Lions GateMSRP: $19.99RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 83 min.SPECIAL FEATURES: • Trailers • Music video The Pitch “It’s an urban zombie movie… without zombies!” The Humans Jenicia Garcia, Jakeem Sellers, Randy Clark, and several other friends of the filmmaker The Nutshell Josephine (Garcia), a kinda-cute chica working for a demolition company, … Continue reading

WEEKEND BOX OFFICE REPORT

Rank Title WeekendGross CumulativeGross Weeks in Release 1 Madagascar $28,700,000 $101,000,000 2 2 The Longest Yard $26,100,000 $95,800,000 2 3 Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith $26,000,000 $308,800,000 3 4 Cinderella Man $18,600,000 $18,600,000 1 5 Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants $10,200,000 $14,000,000 1 6 Lords of Dogtown $5,700,000 $5,700,000 1 7 … Continue reading