The new Steven Spielberg film, one of my most anticipated movies of the year (and how insane is it that the guy is filming a movie in July that will be out this year?) now has a title. It had been going under a variety of names, including Vengeance, which was pretty generic, but it … Continue reading
Welcome back to this week’s installment. Today’s episode has Suzie stuck in a creepy dimly lit well, huffing and puffing her brains out. She’s not angry, but in labor! Only Thor Johnson can save her, but he’s stuck in traffic with his man thong. As the seconds blow by, Johnson picks up the phone, swiftly … Continue reading
Dane Cook is an incredible comic. His Harmful if Swallowed album got heavy rotation in my car as I pretty much forced everyone who entered to at least listen to his bits about the Kool Aid man, punching bees in the face, and the masturbating fetus. Of course, it never ended there and new people … Continue reading
I’ll admit it, I’m a little scared of Darren Aronofsky’s films. They are so intense and unrelenting that they get just a little too much under the skin, at least his first two did. That said, it means he’s done his job, because as a storyteller and a visionary filmmaker he’s kicked my ass two … Continue reading
I’ll admit it, I’m a little scared of Darren Aronofsky’s films. They are so intense and unrelenting that they get just a little too much under the skin, at least his first two did. That said, it means he’s done his job, because as a storyteller and a visionary filmmaker he’s kicked my ass two … Continue reading
Mayhem master/bird wrangler John Woo has been working for almost a year (when he doesn’t get distracted with videogames and remakes of French New Wave cinema) putting together his historical film The Battle of Red Cliff, and he’s finally starting to gather humans to fill the ranks. We’d heard last year that the great Chow … Continue reading
REVIEWED THIS WEEK:– Silent Dragon #1– The Defenders #1– Dungeons & Dragons: Homeworld #1 & 2– The Middleman #1– Zombie King #0– Mutation #1– All Star Batman & Robin #1– JSA Classified #1– Heartbreak #1– Tales Designed To Thrizzle #1 First Look: Diggle and Yu Crow About Cyberpunk Samurai in “Silent Dragon” By Russell Paulette … Continue reading
Our zombie combo contest (more details HERE) has come to a close, and drew a staggering amount of responses. Contestants were required to answer these two questions: 1. Besides the mall, where’s the best place to go when the dead start rising from the grave? 2. Without having actually tasted them yet (one hopes), who … Continue reading
They’ve had their own TV show, they’ve released an album, and they’ve toured the globe… for Tenacious D the only medium left to take over is film. So it’s no surprise rock duo Jack Black and Kyle Gass are knocking that last one out with their film Tenacious D in: The Pick of Destiny. For … Continue reading
They’ve had their own TV show, they’ve released an album, and they’ve toured the globe… for Tenacious D the only medium left to take over is film. So it’s no surprise rock duo Jack Black and Kyle Gass are knocking that last one out with their film Tenacious D in: The Pick of Destiny. For … Continue reading