What is this? Every single day of the week (almost), a new "Graboid", a single moment grabbed from a random movie, appears on this site for you to guess the name of the film, share with your officemates, or discuss on our message boards. Sometimes the Graboid will be very easy and sometimes it’ll be … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Dimension Home VideoMSRP: $29.99RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 85 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Cast Auditions• "Voodoo Nightmare: The Making of Venom"• Storyboard-to-film comparison The Pitch "It’s like our other movies, I Know What You Did Last Summer and Scream, except with a bit of voodoo occultism in place of a villain." The Humans … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros.MSRP: $19.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 209 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Classic Pie Gift• Bloopers • Printable recipes and instructions • Baking Pantry 101 • Printable recipes and instructions • DVD-ROM and web-based tips The Pitch “God knows the fattest society on the planet needs more dessert ideas.” The Humans Martha Martha … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros.MSRP: $19.98RATED: UnratedRUNNING TIME: 155 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• "In Their Own Words" interview featurette• "Road to Super Bowl XL" ad campagn The Pitch "On my mark, flood the market with promotional material for Super Bowl XL. Mark!" The Humans Just about everyone in the history of professional football. If … Continue reading
One of the wonderful aspects about being dreadfully sick is that your body tries to reject the little things – like your soul. At least mine is. So in order for me to make it out of this thing alive with Jim Morrison, the SE is going to be pared down this week. Once I … Continue reading
Rather than focus on all the positive things the internet can be used for (downloading illegal music, multiplayer gaming mayhem, driving directions, porn… probably some other stuff), Lionsgate’s thriller Hard Candy instead concentrates on a disturbing and increasingly real trend. The movie follows a lecherous thirtysomething photographer with reprehensible intentions who uses the internet to … Continue reading
Actress Rosario Dawson might just be perfect: she’s beautiful and multitalented and otherwise gifted (by which I mean she has an extraordinary rack), and she breathed healthy life into a character from the pages of Frank Miller’s comic book Sin City. But if her turn as warrior-whore Gail wasn’t enough to satisfy comic geeks, this … Continue reading
Rather than broaden his filmmaking skills beyond people standing around reciting overwritten dialogue, writer-director Kevin Smith has literally gone back to where he started with Clerks 2. The sequel (which I pray has dropped the idiotic subtitle The Passion of the Clerks) picks up ten puffy years later, with strip mall employees Dante and Randal … Continue reading
The producers of 24 are looking to bring secret agent killerman Jack Bauer from the TV to the movies in a feature film franchise. This is obviously a ridiculous idea – sitting through three hours of King Kong was trying enough, there’s no fucking way I am spending a solid day in a movie theater. … Continue reading
I don’t care what happens in theaters for the rest of the year; 2006 is already a win. Sam Peckinpah’s The Legendary Westerns Collection (CHUD’s Amazon link!) is a landmark. It’s got three films new to DVD (Ride The High Country, The Ballad of Cable Hogue and Pat Garrett and Billy The Kid) and a … Continue reading