This morning I read that Brad Pitt is unhappy in his new home in Paris. We know this because the guy at his local coffee shop says so. Putting aside any issues of client/barista privilege, why exactly do we care if Brad Pitt loves his new place or not? I don’t even care if my … Continue reading
No film has divided me in recent memory like Snakes on a Plane. We here at CHUD were early adopters of the phenomenon, and it’s been sad seeing the thing run into the ground the way it has been in the last few months. There’s something primal and beautiful about this movie that doesn’t need … Continue reading
Silent Hill looks like it’s going to be splendid. A great director (Brotherhood of the Wolf is better than a handjob from a prom queen), a great cast, and creepy shit in excess. What’s not to like? I especially love the blobby creatures in the trailer, partially because they look like Dragon*Con patrons and partially … Continue reading
It has been 17 years since the cute Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade hit screens. Digest that for a while. If that doesn’t make you feel old, realize that I was a senior in high school working at the movie theater showing the film and wonder if I can even achieve an erection at … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: WarnerMSRP: $19.98RATED: Not RatedRUNNING TIME: 90 min.SPECIAL FEATURES:• Goose egg. The Pitch “Who’s up for another five-year-novel-for-television? Anyone? Hello?” The Humans Dylan Neal, Alex Zahara, Myriam Sirois, Mackenzie Gray, and Andreas Katsulas as G’Kar The Nutshell Years after the events of Babylon 5, a ragtag team of Rangers uncover … Continue reading
What is this? Every single day of the week (almost), a new "Graboid", a single moment grabbed from a random movie, appears on this site for you to guess the name of the film, share with your officemates, or discuss on our message boards. Sometimes the Graboid will be very easy and sometimes it’ll be … Continue reading
No film has divided me in recent memory like Snakes on a Plane. We here at CHUD were early adopters of the phenomenon, and it’s been sad seeing the thing run into the ground the way it has been in the last few months. There’s something primal and beautiful about this movie that doesn’t need … Continue reading
Last year we heard that Ron Howard was going to tackle the story of Cortez and the conquest of the Aztecs in The Serpent and the Eagle, to be written by Brian Helgeland. I don’t know if that’s still happening, but if it is, we have a Dueling Cortez Movie Race on our hands – … Continue reading
BUY IT FROM AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: TartanMSRP: $28.99RATING: RRUNNING TIME: 110 min.SPECIAL FEATURES:– Commentary– Featurettes THE PITCH “A Vietnam War ‘guys-on-a-mission’ ghost story!” THE HUMANS Woo-seong Kam, Byung-ho Son, Tae-kyung Oh, Won-sang Park, other Koreans THE NUTSHELL During the Vietnam War, levelheaded Lieutenant Choi (Woo-seong Kam) is assigned to take a misfit squad of South … Continue reading
Before it even officially made it over here, cruelty master Park Chan-Wook’s Lady Vengeance (formerly Sympathy for Lady Vengeance) still made the Best of 2005 lists of Devin (HERE), Russ (HERE) and myself (HERE), because we’re the wily sorts, and prone to cheating. Our friends at Tartan are bringing the tragic tale stateside, and it’ll probably … Continue reading