On the list of shit I’m not going to get worked up over, the impending remake of Adventures in Babybsitting ranks just below pro wrestling’s human growth hormone scandal and the fact that the State of Idaho’s Attorney General’s office calls my land line every morning at 7:30 looking for some guy named Luther. Do … Continue reading
To celebrate the 25th anniversary of the last time he directed a movie actually worth watching, Sydney Pollack has signed on to helm Recount, a narrative movie about the 2000 presidential elections and the Florida recount. You could make the argument that 9/11 was the defining moment of this new millennium so far, but I … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: TLA ReleasingMSRP: $19.99 RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 81 minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • Two feature commentaries• Behind-the-scenes featurette• Deleted scenes• Extended girl/girl scene• Music video• Trailers The Pitch "It’s like a Russ Meyer film, but feeding off geek traditions instead of social relevancy." The Shut Up, Ian version: "It’s Love Potion … Continue reading
Rank Title Weekend Gross Cumulative Gross Weeks in Release 1 Blades of Glory $33,000,000 $33,000,000 1 2 Meet The Robinsons $25,056,000 $25,056,000 1 3 300 $11,155,000 $179,662,000 4 4 TMNT $9,160,000 $38,428,000 2 5 Wild Hogs $8,389,000 $135,355,000 5 6 Shooter $8,000,000 $27,212,000 2 7 Premonition $5,100,000 $39,342,000 3 8 The Last Mimzy $4,000,000 $16,192,000 … Continue reading
To Kako. (RESPONSE TO THIS REVIEW) (SEND A LETTER)George: I just thought I’d congratulate you on the best pitch ever put up on CHUD: `How do you say "poop" in Greek? To Kako.` I don’t know if you’re aware of this, but apart from evil, that actually does mean poop. Once more, you had me … Continue reading
Thanks to an alignment of the stars, I have in my possession a set of the Anchor Bay featured DVD releases for the month of March, which we featured here and our lovely advertisement sidebar. One lucky Chewer will get all four discs, courtesy of Anchor Bay and your friends and enemies at CHUD. The … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: SonyMSRP: $24.96RATED: PG-13RUNNING TIME: 90 min.SPECIAL FEATURES:• trailers• chapter searchThe PitchIt’s Dragonheart without Connery… or Quaid… or David Thewlis… or Dina Meyer… or ILM… or a dragon…The HumansJonathan LaPaglia (Inferno), Larry Drake (Dr. Giggles), Amber Benson (Buffy the Vampire Slayer), Andrew Pleavin (300), Sarah Douglas (Conan the Destroyer)The NutshellTwo … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: LionsgateMSRP: $19.98 RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 92 minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • "Behind the Screams" featurette• Sanity "Stay Away" music video• Trailers The Pitch "It’s The Pit and the Pendulum meets The Hitcher!" The Humans Rachel Miner, Mimi Rogers, Chad Todhunter (watch out, Tod!) The Nutshell Young Penny (Miner) lost both … Continue reading
Way back in the old days (for example, here) I used to do a thing called ‘CHUD Slang’. It got tiring for me, but I enjoy the concept. That was three or four years ago. Now, I have a new thing I want to run past you. The CHUD Deli Menu, the vibe of which … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Danger After DarkMSRP: $24.98RATED: UnratedRUNNING TIME: 83 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: English Subtitles Photo Gallery Trailer The Pitch How do you say ‘poop’ in Greek? To Kako. The Humans Meletis Georgiadis. Yannis Katsambas. Andreas Kontopoulos. Pepi Moschovakou. Argiris Thanasoulas. Mykeyboardis Takingabeating. This MAY have been shot on video. The Nutshell … Continue reading