The joys of Facebook. Thanks to a friend of mine, I now have the chance — no, the responsibility — to discover which Bible character(s?) are similar to me in terms of personality and general holiness. Join me if you will. There’s no way this could end badly!
QUESTION 1: How is your relationship with God right now?
Um, I guess it’s fine. I’ve never really met the guy nor do I plan on meeting him anytime soon. But, since I don’t live in Burma or China, I guess things between us could be worse! I’ll go with “Pretty good, but could be better.”
QUESTIONS 2: Would you stand up for Jesus in your workplace, school, etc?
One of my options is “definetly”. I am really tempted to pick that but I know it would screw up this intricate scientific process. Seeing as Jesus has never done anything to upset me personally, I would probably want to defend him. However, I listen to my iPod a lot and rarely hear people around me. Therefore, if we’re being honest, I’m going to go with “maybe”
QUESTION 3: Are you a Christian?
The short answer is no. But my only options are “I told you I hate God”, “Yes”, “No!!!!!!!!” and “Yes!!!!!!!!” Now I feel really bad about picking no. At same time, I don’t hate God. Oh well, I’ll choose “No!!!!!!!!” and hope the extra exclamation points don’t alter* my score.
QUESTION 4: What kind of music do you listen too?
Man, this quiz has everything – biblical illustrations, exclamation points up the wazoo, spelling errors! Fan-tastic! One of the options is “Gospel” but that’s too easy…and spelled correctly, so I think I’ll pass. I’m not into Rap, Heavy Metal or Punk so I’ll go with “Rock”.
QUESTION 5: What do you want to be?
“Done with this survey” is not an option, so I have to choose from “Teacher”, “Doctor” “President/Governor/Mayor?King”, “Preecher”, “Bum”, “Computer Designer”. While the “Mayor?King” option sounds inviting, I know that in my heart of hearts, I have always wanted to preech to the people. Being a bum would be fun too. Oh, choices! Well, this is the internet age and I need financial stability. I choose “Computer Designer”
QUESTION 6: What are your hobbies?
I don’t care, just end! This survey is so long, random and un-associated with the Bible. I randomly chose “Studying” in hopes that this thing will be over now. I have lost faith in this survey and, by extension, it’s likely creator: God.
Okay, I submitted my answers to the higher powers that be and the bible character I am is….
Wait, I have to invite 11 friends to this quiz before I get my answer….Okay, done…
*PUNS!