Howdy folks. I just got back from the future and I wanted to reinforce to you how absolutely God AWFUL “Spiderman – Turn off the Dark” is. Sure you could ask me why with the power of time travel I would choose to either:
A): Go forward in time to see a Broadway play about a Superhero
B): Come BACK in time to warn you not to waste your money on a Broadway play.
My answer to this inquiry is that you have a lot of nerve judging the way I choose to use my powers. How do you use YOUR powers? Do you even HAVE any powers?
Hmpf. Whatever. You know what – Go ahead and waste your money on a Spiderman Broadway play you lemming.
Just for that – I’m not going to go back adn warn you about The Phantom Menace.
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