Hey – do you like free stuff?

That’s awesome !

So do I !

I recently wrote a book in one sitting using only a sharpie marker and an Original Fat Boy Composition Notebook.

It sort of turned into performance art for writers.

I then took the time to turn it into the single oddest free ebook you will read today.

Well, that’s IF you read it today.

Which you can.

For free.

Then you can tell me in the comments sections all the ways I suck.

Ok?

Fair enough then.

It’s called Unhappy Smiley Face Man vs. The Box Makers of Mars.

If you have one of them fancy iPads, I’ve been told it looks pretty cool on it.