News is slow this week and I love my fellow CHUD writers so I’m going to take this particular bullet and report a few out-of-character stories…

First up, the Sex & The City 2 trailer fucking blew the doors off the internet today, and is strutting into theater-going eyeballs nationwide. Here are links to the trailer in many delicious Ps…

480 | 720 | 1080

Since I have nothing of value to say on the subject, I’ll be providing you with some guest commentary from the nearest woman and Lady Chewer, Ivey Lowe….

       “It looks sorta dumb.”

So yeah.

In other news…

Apparently that happens in the upcoming installment of the Twilight Saga… Twilight: Eclipse. I can actually muster up two positive things about this still… First, the He-Vampire’s hair has gotten two notches less retarded. Congrats. Second, the release of this film brings us that much closer to the real cinematic game changer of the 21st century…

To wrap this up, I’ll be providing you with a few things that are great enough to compensate for the flurry of nonsense above…

Criterion and Netflix have teamed up and brought you 30 more amazings.

Sherlock Holmes is rock’n’roll.

Thinking.

Discuss World War II: The Movie on the MESSAGE BOARD

Source | Womb of Jackal