Blu-Ray Review: Phantom Of The Opera (1989)
“Boy, I sure love how stuffy and pretentious The Phantom of the Opera adaptations are, I just wish they could also be trashy and ultra-violent.”
“Boy, I sure love how stuffy and pretentious The Phantom of the Opera adaptations are, I just wish they could also be trashy and ultra-violent.”
I watched this movie’s plot crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That’s my dream; that’s my nightmare.
A dull Burke and Hare movie lovingly presented by Scream Factory.
The best Werewolf-on-her-period movie EVER.
Bridget Fonda and Oliver Platt’s wig take on a monster croc.
Werner Herzog’s Dracula, starring Klaus Kinski in Max Schreck make-up.
Revenge is a dish best served confusing and elaborately.
The missing link between Psycho and The People Under the Stairs.
This had better not suck.
Home Alone: Road Trip Edition.