Every single day of the week, a new Graboid appears on this site for you to guess the name of the film, share with your officemates, or discuss on our message boards. Sometimes the graboid will be very easy and sometimes it’ll be as obscure as obscure gets. So read the news, read the reviews, … Continue reading
In Paradise Now two seemingly normal, every day slacker types are recruited to become suicide bombers in Israel. The film follows them from their selection, their preparation and their entry into Israel – where things go wrong. Will they be able to finish their mission? And will they want to? As you can tell, Paradise … Continue reading
War is hell. We know that from watching Hollywood’s output of war movies. Now Jarhead comes along to show us another side of that – no war is hell, too. Anthony Swofford has joined the Marines, making “a wrong turn on the way to college.” He’s got a pretty girlfriend back home wearing his USMC … Continue reading
Because hookers are fucking funny (prostitute puns!), Jennifer Love Hewitt, who sometimes dresses like one, is planning to just go ahead and portray one in an upcoming comedy. The deep-cleavaged cutie will bring her increasingly pendulous breasts to a movie about a homecoming queen turned housewife harlot, based on an article called "She Had Brains, a Body, … Continue reading
The inevitable remake of George Romero’s zombie classic Day of the Dead (and yeah, I suppose it’s a classic – I know plenty of people who worship it more than Dawn) now officially has a man behind the camera – Steve Miner. We actually heard this about a month ago, but they apparently decided to … Continue reading
What’s next for Darren Aronofsky? He’s finishing up work on The Fountain, his long-gestating epic space/time love story, and after that he’s helming an episode of Lost. Then what? I have gotten used to two things with Aronofsky – long waits between projects and lots of stops and starts and planned movies falling to the … Continue reading
Over the last couple of weeks I have told you that word on the street was that Spielberg’s Munich was running behind, and that there was some doubt that the film would actually hit at the end of the year as promised – and in time to make it an Oscar contender. Spielberg’s mouthpiece Martin … Continue reading
The flick? Monster House. The locale? Sony Studios in Culver City, California. The agenda? Find out what in the flying balls this film is all about. I do regret to inform that I did not get punched in the tit (or pec, as my chest is in fact QUITE sculpted… ahem) by Richard Dreyfuss like … Continue reading
The flick? Monster House. The locale? Sony Studios in Culver City, California. The agenda? Find out what in the flying balls this film is all about. I do regret to inform that I did not get punched in the tit (or pec, as my chest is in fact QUITE sculpted… ahem) by Richard Dreyfuss like … Continue reading
I know that as a semi-professional film critic it’s bad form for me to hate a movie not only before it’s released, but even before it’s shot. I just shouldn’t be allowed to hate a movie based only on the barest of plot outlines. I mean, I should be able to look at a film … Continue reading