Because hookers are fucking funny (prostitute puns!), Jennifer Love Hewitt, who sometimes dresses like one, is planning to just go ahead and portray one in an upcoming comedy.
The deep-cleavaged cutie will bring her increasingly pendulous breasts to a movie about a homecoming queen turned housewife harlot, based on an article called "She Had Brains, a Body, and the Ability to Make Men Love Her," which appeared in Texas Monthly. The movie, also produced by Hewitt’s LoveSpell Entertainment, is based on a 22-year-old homemaker in Odessa, Texas “who became one of the city’s most popular hookers until she, her co-workers and 68 prominent Odessa residents were arrested in a scandal that shook the city”. That’s a lot of jiggle.
Hewitt is currently shooting Garfield 2 (because so many people demanded it) and is enjoying the success of chatty spirits on CBS’s The Ghost Whisperer (to quote Griffin Dunne in American Werewolf in London: “Have you tried talking to a corpse? It’s boring!”). Is Hewitt trying to finally shed that annoyingly chaste image she seems to convey? Will Brains (or Housewife Hooker or whatever it’s ultimately titled) be the movie where she finally unveils those healthy lungs in all their boobalicious glory? I doubt tit.