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A BEAST OF A PICTURE

Oh lord. Oh lord in heaven. I have spent a couple of minutes trying to figure out just why this image of Kelsey Grammer as Beast from X3 is so awful, and I feel like pinpointing one thing is impossible. Part of it is the cheesy pose – it looks like he’s the model on … Continue reading

THE PROGNOSTICATOR – DECEMBER

The Prognosticator has made it a full year – amazing! Thanks to everyone who has kept this column alive with their feedback; it’s what keeps us going until we have the technological know how to start charging for this stuff. You may notice that this column is late. I won’t give you a litany of … Continue reading

THE PROGNOSTICATOR – DECEMBER

The Prognosticator has made it a full year – amazing! Thanks to everyone who has kept this column alive with their feedback; it’s what keeps us going until we have the technological know how to start charging for this stuff. You may notice that this column is late. I won’t give you a litany of … Continue reading

THE LONGEST SMART

British secret agents have been thoroughly spoofed in Johnny English, Austin Powers and Die Another Day, so now it’s time for an American spy to get the parody treatment.  Warner Bros.’ big-screen remake of the 1960s TV show Get Smart, itself a satire of espionage stories, has found its director – someone who has already … Continue reading

INTERVIEW: ALEXANDER SIDDIG (SYRIANA)

In person Alexander Siddig is filled with energy. In Syriana he plays a much more restrained character, the prince of an unnamed Middle Eastern country who is trying to wean his economy off of oil dependence – and American dependence. This, of course, pisses the Americans off a little bit. I have seen Siddig in … Continue reading

WEEKEND BOX OFFICE REPORT

Rank Title WeekendGross CumulativeGross Weeks in Release 1 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire $20,400,000 $229,800,000 3 2 Aeon Flux $13,100,000 $13,100,000 1 3 Walk the Line $10,000,000 $68,700,000 3 4 Yours Mine and Ours $8,400,000 $34,500,000 2 5 Just Friends $5,600,000 $21,100,000 2 6 Pride and Prejudice $4,600,000 $22,600,000 4 7 Rent $4,600,000 … Continue reading

CONTEST: WIN POKER DVDS!

The poker craze can’t be stopped! Everyone’s playing Texas Hold ‘Em, there are a bunch of poker-themed movies in development, and anyone who guest-starred on Pacific Blue is qualified for Celebrity Poker. But when you get together with your crew for cards (or as they say here in Boston, "caaahds"), are you having a hard … Continue reading

REVIEW: KING KONG

This review could be considered to contain spoilers if you are not familiar with the original King Kong. Ie, if you have arrived on our planet within the last three days. There’s no point in comparing Peter Jackson’s King Kong to the original. The 1933 movie is pretty close to perfect, a film that still … Continue reading