The poker craze can’t be stopped! Everyone’s playing Texas Hold ‘Em, there are a bunch of poker-themed movies in development, and anyone who guest-starred on Pacific Blue is qualified for Celebrity Poker.

But when you get together with your crew for cards (or as they say here in Boston, "caaahds"), are you having a hard time deciding what to do with the hands you’re being dealt? Well here’s a chance to improve your game, guaranteed!* These three DVDs will get you started: Beat the Pros, Mastering Bluffs and Tells in Poker, and Winning Texas Hold ‘Em.  They’re all hosted by Vince Van Patten! That’s right, chumps! The VVP!

Here’s what you need to do:

1. Name two "villains" who made to the last hand in different movies with a poker game climax.

2. Tell us who was gunned down while holding the infamous "Dead Man’s Hand"… and name the guy who held the pistol.

3. Rent Shade. It’s pretty good!

Also, send along your full name and address and use the link below. Good luck, hombre!


*Not an actual guarantee.