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REVENGE OF THE STUPID

It’s beautiful outside – the sun is shining, the air is filled with the smell of green things growing, and girls are down to their t-shirts. That must mean it’s time for the moviegoing public to collectively accept whatever half baked bullshit is fed to them by the movie studios – at least as long … Continue reading

REVENGE OF THE STUPID

It’s beautiful outside – the sun is shining, the air is filled with the smell of green things growing, and girls are down to their t-shirts. That must mean it’s time for the moviegoing public to collectively accept whatever half baked bullshit is fed to them by the movie studios – at least as long … Continue reading

WAN MAN DELIVERS THE DEATH PENALTY

Concept: a man’s family is brutally killed in a gang initiation (I am assuming his family was not, in fact, becoming members of the Black Gangster Disciples, but rather were innocents). The man then hunts down the gang members and inflicts the death penalty on them one by one. That’s the concept of Death Penalty, … Continue reading

HAIR CLUB FOR MEN ALMIGHTY

The first picture of Steve Carrell from Evan Almighty has appeared in the pages of USA Today, Official Newspaper of the Dumbening of America. It looks like Carrell has gone full on Old Testament here – and speaking of testaments, it’s a testament to his commitment to this role that he would allow his hair … Continue reading

DAILY GRABOID 5.5.06

What is this? Every single day of the week (almost), a new "Graboid", a single moment grabbed from a random movie, appears on this site for you to guess the name of the film, share with your officemates, or discuss on our message boards. Sometimes the Graboid will be very easy and sometimes it’ll be … Continue reading

REVIEW: ART SCHOOL CONFIDENTIAL

It’s almost fascinating to watch Art School Confidential slowly start coming apart before it finally crashes and burns. Almost fascinating – it’s actually very disappointing to know that the Dan Clowes and Terry Zwigoff, men behind Ghost World (and individually Dan Pussey and Bad Santa), have stumbled so badly with this one. What sinks Art … Continue reading

MEN IN MEADOW

Doris Burn’s inspirational and whimsical illustrated tale Andrew Henry’s Meadow was one of my favorite books as a young spud, so the news that the guy who made Wild Wild West is turning it into a movie makes my brain bleed a little. Barry Sonnenfeld, who by my count has directed one exceptional film (that’d … Continue reading