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LIOTTA V. ROGEN

Seth Rogen and Ray Liotta had to square off sooner or later, so why not have these titans of tough clash in Jody Hill’s Observe and Report? As reported earlier, Rogen is set to star as a delusional mall security chief who gets into a jurisdictional pissing match with the local law enforcement. I haven’t … Continue reading

The Dellamorte Dugout: Movie Orgy

In 1984 my parents took me to Gremlins. I was 8. I was likely never the same again. But that goes for many of my generation, and as much as the exposure to Looney Tunes cartoons (in my case, through Ramblin’ Rod’s morning program) and Mad Magazine helped cement our off-beat and sardonic humor, Joe … Continue reading

A Nice Hard Slap – Fake Titties

Fake Titties. As a gent I enjoy a nice set of breasts. They are fantastic things. Sure there’s the biological and maternal values but on top of that they look neat and are fun to sample and play with. From what I understand there’s good money in the bare display of them in print or … Continue reading

Heart of the Matter 4.24.08

Journalists and Bullshit In a New York Times column Wednesday, David Brooks nicely (albeit unintentionally) summed up much of what’s wrong with the mainstream media. In the course of awarding George Stephanopoulos and Charlie Gibson an “A” for Tuesday night’s execrable debate moderation, Brooks argued, “The journalist’s job is to make politicians uncomfortable, to explore … Continue reading

Victoria, Secrets and the Art of Liquefy

My wife’s a big believer in Victoria’s Secret. And apparently, by the volume of catalogs we receive on a weekly basis, Victoria’s Secret is a big believer in her. They arrive faster than we can throw them away and now have semi-permanent residence in our room, magazine stand, bathrooms, and living room. They’ve become our … Continue reading