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We could simply cut and paste stories from Variety, but we don’t. We’re too amazing for that. We RETYPE articles from Variety…


Sure, it’s bravely setting itself up for jabs by lazy critics, but the upcoming horror flick Abominable actually looks like it could be more fun than a Bigfoot movie deserves to be. Shot on the cheap by Ryan Schifrin (yes, the son of legendary composer Lalo Schifrin, who provides the score), the Rear Window-esque movie … Continue reading


One week in 1980 I learned two things that would change the way I looked at the world forever. The first, and probably most shattering, was that my collie Burr didn’t lick me because he loved me – it was to get at the yummy salts all over my skin. By the age of seven … Continue reading