Warning: Rambling to follow. Insane amounts of rambling.Part One: VT You guys may have heard that there was a school shooting at Virgina Tech. It was in all the papers. In fact, there were a few intelligently written articles on this very site about the event and the subsequent bullshit in regards to media influence … Continue reading
Years ago I ran into Ken Marino in the East Village. I was very drunk, and I yelled, ‘I want to dip my balls in it!’ at him. I actually wish I had remembered to ask him about drunken idiots yelling his catchphrase from The State back at him, but we ended up having a … Continue reading
Signs are there for a reason. And not like a crazy god is telling you to hit the aliens with a baseball bat/water type of reason.
"We’ve lost control. Kill everyone." See, you try to corral a few zombies for some yucks, and what do you find yourself faced with? Annihilation. Happens to everyone tho, right? 28 Weeks Later is, of course, the sequel to from-out-of-nowhere powerhouse neo-zombie flick 28 Days Later. Upping the ante this time as zombie franchises tend … Continue reading
Robinson Devor’s Zoo made a big splash even before anyone anywhere saw a frame of footage. The film focuses on the strange case of Mr. Hands, a Seattle man and father whose secret life as a zoophiliac led to his demise – Mr. Hands would meet with a group of like-minded men who would allow … Continue reading
Bill Condon does not lack for humbleness. Though the Academy Award winning screenwriter of Gods and Monsters and the shoulda-been Academy Award nominated director of Dreamgirls must have considerable reserves of confidence stored away somewhere (how else does one manage the combustible egos of Jamie Foxx, Beyoncé Knowles and Eddie Murphy on the same movie), … Continue reading
I usually don’t like to do interviews with people for movies I haven’t seen, and Paramount wasn’t going to be able to screen Next (based on the Philip K. Dick story The Golden Man) for me before a scheduled phoner with producers Jason Koornick and Gary Goldman. But this time I knew I didn’t need … Continue reading
Girls love ponies. It’s just a natural fact. Not like Mr. Hands loved ponies, just the regular kind of love.
Please send letters. Zach Writes: Hey man. Long time reader of Chud here, you guys run the best film-news site on the net. I love it. As you know, there comes a time in every man’s life when he must take a stand. Now is that time. It’s time for all of us to take … Continue reading
The Tribeca Film Festival is starting up in a couple of days, and we have a cool opportunity for some New York City area Chewers to attend a movie premiere that sounds like it’s going to be pretty amazing. No, it’s not a movie that will be filled with stars, and it’s probably not even … Continue reading