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You can’t handle all the way off the chain

By Jeb Delia · 03.22.2013 · No comments

New 52 beginnings, New 52 endings, and a… Marvel-cycle?

By Tim Kelly · 03.22.2013 · 7 comments

Spontaneous RoboCop Week ends on a high note, with Alex Murphy saving the entire film industry.

By Renn Brown · 03.22.2013 · 1 comment

New material from Wingard’s awesome, long-delayed horror film.

By Tim Kelly · 03.22.2013 · 5 comments

4eva can be a very long time.

Remember Aquaman?

This 2XLP came and went like that!

By Tim Kelly · 03.22.2013 · 1 comment

Jumping jacks are supposed to be for fun! Not for this, never for this!

Renn thinks Korine may have made his masterpiece.

Breaker! Breaker! We have a RiffTrax here.