MOVIE OF THE DAY: Santa With Muscles
Jesus wept.
Jesus wept.
Denis Leary ties Daniel to a chair and tells him what Christmas is really about.
Clint gets the honor of kicking off the Movie of the Day: Holiday Edition with this horrible variety show that uses Star Wars characters.
Taken meets Lawrence of Arabia meets boringness.
Jason will survive.
Michael celebrates Thanksgiving with a flick about a mutant turkey monster that feeds off the blood of drug addicted hippies! Happy Holidays!
Jason gives Christophe the kiss-off.
Clint recommends having some drinks and squeeling like a pig while enjoying this brainless but fun direct to video sequel.
Michael serves up some vigilante-cop justice to all the creeps, Bronson-style!!!
Daniel gets tanked for a friend…