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The motion picture studios send us vermillions of DVD releases for the purpose of review. More titles than you can shake a stick at, unless you have a lot of time and a particularly sturdy stick. Unlike most sites [and weirdly a source of nitpicking from some detractors who we’ve discovered are dumb and lonely asexual prick assholes], we review everything we’re sent. Even the gay vampire program Lair (from the makers of Dante’s Cove). We have a wide array of reviewers, all with functioning nervous systems and all ready to entertain YOU with their puns and prose. You. Are. Welcome.

DVD REVIEW: KIM

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros. Home EntertainmentMSRP: $19.98RATED: GRUNNING TIME: 113 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: Two Fitzpatrick Traveltalks featurettes on India The Pitch "It’s the political half of George R. R. Martin’s Song of Ice and Fire series, only in India, and pretend that Arya Stark is the only person that matters. Too long? … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: GLORY ROAD

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Walt Disney VideoMSRP: $29.99 RATED: PGRUNNING TIME: 118 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Commentary director James Gartner & producer Jerry Bruckheimer, screenwriters Christopher Cleveland & Bettina Gilois • Deleted scenes• Legacy of the Bear: Highlights of Coach Haskins’ illustrious career• Surviving Practice: An inside look into Coach Haskins’ training regimen• In … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: WILL & GRACE – SERIES FINALE

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Lions Gate MSRP: $5.99 RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 45 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • The Final Bow featurette• The Last Words: interviews with the castThe Pitch Will, Grace, Jack and Karen give it to us for the final time. The Humans Eric McCormack, Debra Messing, Sean Hayes, Megan Mullaly, Harry Connick, … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: DOLLA MORTE

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Bill Zebub ProductionsMSRP: $12.95 RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: Longer than it has any right to be.SPECIAL FEATURES:• Deleted scene• Strip tease (w/ a real live girl) The Pitch "It’s Robot Chicken without the V-chip!" The Humans JT Petty, Rocco Martone, Jen Russo, Jeanne Potter, Ed Bowkley, Craig Pillard. The Nutshell … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: COMMANDER IN CHIEF, PART 1

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Buena VistaMSRP: $29.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 500 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • Discs! The Pitch "Geena Davis is the president of the whole wide world!" The Humans Geena Davis. Donald Sutherland. Kyle Secor. Harry Lennix. Peter Coyote. The Nutshell (My Part 2 review) The President of the United States’ hit point … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: ON THE OUTS

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros. Home EntertainmentMSRP: $19.98 RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 83 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Feature commentary w/ creators• "Making-of" featurette• On Location with Punky Pagan• Interview w/ Cookie, one of the film’s inspirations• Rapping with Don Parma• Trailers The Pitch "It’s Kids meets Thirteen, and guess what — misery is cumulative!" The … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: ASYLUM

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Dark Sky FilmsMSRP: $19.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 89 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Commentary by the director and cameraman• Retrospective featurette• Still gallery• Theatrical trailers The Pitch Four startling tales of terror so scary you’ll pee your pants in fright, just as long as you already have a problem with regularly pissing your … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: PLAN B

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: WarnerMSRP: $19.98RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 100 min.SPECIAL FEATURES:• Director’s Commentary• Additional Scenes• Screen Tests The Pitch “It’s Married to the Mob meets Sanjuro. Pity about the language barrier.” The Humans Diane Keaton (Hanging Up), Paul Sorvino (Knock Off), Maury Chaykin (Money For Nothing), Bob Balaban (2010: The Year We Make … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: KRYPTO THE SUPERDOG – COSMIC CANINE

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros. Home EntertainmentMSRP: $14.98 RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 110 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Tour of Krypto’s spaceship• Unaired promo The Pitch "Laika, come home!" The Humans Sam Vincent, Michael Daingerfield, Brian Dobson. The Nutshell Poor Krypto gets launched into space (presumably as a test to see if the rocket for Kal-El … Continue reading