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DVD REVIEW: JIM HENSON'S SONG OF THE CLOUD FOREST

BUY FROM AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Lions GateMSRP: $12.49RATED: UnratedRUNNING TIME: 100 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES:•Trailer Gallery The Pitch Old school muppets tackle environmentalism. The Humans Jim Henson and his merry band of puppeteers. The Nutshell Jim Henson Production treats us with four shows illustrating the delicate balance between man and nature. Pollution, deforestation, and wildlife conservation are … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: RAVAGE THE SCREAM QUEEN

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERESTUDIO: GrimoireMSRP: $14.95RATED: Not RatedRUNNING TIME: 75 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Deleted Scenes The Pitch Two weirdos bind, torture and kill chicks. They film it. The Humans Kerri Taylor, Kathy Rice, Elyse Cheri, Sativa Verte and Nikki SebastianThe Nutshell Two weirdos love to make movies featuring hot chicks. They love to tie … Continue reading