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DVD REVIEW: SERIOUS MOONLIGHT

BUY FROM AMAZON: CLICK HERE! STUDIO: Magnolia Home EntertainmentMSRP: $14.98RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 84 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES: Trailers Making Of Serious Moonlight HDNET: A Look at Serious Moonlight Commentary with the Director and Producers The Pitch In a lovely summer lake house, a distressed wife confines her unfaithful husband to a toilet in order to rekindle their … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: ALONE IN THE DARK II

BUY FROM AMAZON: CLICK HERE! STUDIO: Universal StudiosMSRP: $9.90RATED: Not RatedRUNNING TIME: 91 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES: Trailers Audio Commentary Behind the Scenes Cast Interviews The Pitch A tour de force of ineptitude, from the film itself to the Behind the Scenes and the Cast Interviews. The Humans Rick Yune, Rachel Specter, Lance Henriksen, Bill Moseley, Ralf … Continue reading