This news is so good that I fear the universe will balance itself out with a major natural disaster. I just hope it waits until 2008 – that’s when new episodes of Futurama will begin airing on Comedy Central! You read that right – the network has ordered 13 new episodes of the classic show, … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: WarnerMSRP: $19.98RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 100 min.SPECIAL FEATURES:• Director’s Commentary• Additional Scenes• Screen Tests The Pitch “It’s Married to the Mob meets Sanjuro. Pity about the language barrier.” The Humans Diane Keaton (Hanging Up), Paul Sorvino (Knock Off), Maury Chaykin (Money For Nothing), Bob Balaban (2010: The Year We Make … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros. Home EntertainmentMSRP: $14.98 RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 110 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Tour of Krypto’s spaceship• Unaired promo The Pitch "Laika, come home!" The Humans Sam Vincent, Michael Daingerfield, Brian Dobson. The Nutshell Poor Krypto gets launched into space (presumably as a test to see if the rocket for Kal-El … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: MiramaxMSRP: $29.99RATED: PG-13RUNNING TIME: 108 min.SPECIAL FEATURES:• Feature Commentary by the Director, Producer and Editor• Making-Of• Training Bart the Bear• Still Gallery The Pitch “It’s The Horse Whisperer meets Legends of the Fall. Hey. Wake up!” The Humans Robert Redford (Indecent Proposal), Jennifer Lopez (Monster-In-Law), Morgan Freeman (Along Came … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: ThinkFilmMSRP: $29.99 RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 87 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Flashback w/ Dane Cook• Concert sequences from featured comics• Making-of featurette• "Meany on the Street" archival footage The Pitch "A world of comics linked by a single town, kinda like The Aristocrats, but with Boston instead of fecal leavings." The Humans … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $19.98 RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 418 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• 1980 NBA Finals Game 6 – Los Angeles Lakers vs. Philadelphia 76ers• Magic’s number retirement ceremony The Pitch Ole’ Magic was a pretty good ballplayer. Here’s proof. The Humans Magic, Kareem, Big Game James, A.C., Cooper, Byron, Sir Charles, … Continue reading
Eyes when young, register fast. Later you develop the film. Or so said someone famous. I forget. But the little things add up, leaving imprints. Like the time I stole those Citizen Kane lobby cards, or even when I schemed to pilfer that typewriter; finagling everything left and right. Nothing a good, long walk on … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: SonyMSRP: $24.96RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 89 min.SPECIAL FEATURES: Trailers The Pitch Gotta go with the official tagline here: “They’re running out of patients.” The Humans Brian Lloyd, Tori White, Deanna Brooks (Playmate, May 1998), Nicole Rayburn, Serria Tawan (Playmate, November 2002) The Nutshell Alien parasites take over a hospital, turning … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Lions GateMSRP: $39.98 RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 600 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Animated Menus• Episode Intros By ALF The Pitch It’s (insert lame ‘80s family sitcom) with a Muppet or it’s Unhappily Ever After minus Nikki Cox’s golden globes. The Humans Max Wright, Anne Schedeen, Andrea Elson, Benji Gregory. "So Lynn, … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Touchstone/DisneyMSRP: $39.99 RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 598 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: Blooper Reel The Pitch Season 4 of Tim Allen breaking more shit than he fixes. The Humans Tim Allen, Patricia Richardson, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Taran Noah Smith, Zachary Ty Bryan, Earl Hindman, Richard Karn, Debbe Dunning. "Tim and I use … Continue reading