BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: TartanMSRP: $22.95RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 153 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Interview w/ Director• Featurette on US Healthcare• Booklet w/ criticism and interview The Pitch "It’s the hero’s journey as conducted by a man with a subdural hematoma!" The Humans Ion Fiscuteanu, Luminita Gheorghiu. The Nutshell 62 year-old Lazarescu Dante Remus (Fiscuteanu) has … Continue reading
We’re gonna go to the warehouses, and then we’re gonna go to the stores, and then we’re gonna go straight into your homes. Yeargh At its center, Slither is a horror-comedy, and that’s a tough sell – probably why you didn’t go see it. The underperformance of such a balls-out film was a likely by-product. … Continue reading
Directed by: James GunnStarring: Michael Rooker, Nathan Fillion, Elizabeth BanksBuy it from the Creature Co.! Review by HAM EAT MY HATE. Ahhhh…horror fans. I hate you. You’re the kids who petition for a new cut of Halloween 6 (while sane people know that there’s no way to cut Halloween 6 and make it remotely good)…you’re … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $24.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 85 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Alternate endings• Photos from the set• Video diary of the characters The PitchIt’s like Joy Ride but in a dirty rest stop bathroom and with ghosts! The Humans Jaime Alexander, Nick Orefice and Joseph “Joey” Lawrence. The Nutshell Jess and … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: LionsGateMSRP: $26.98RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 92 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • None The Pitch “It’s like As I Lay Dying meets Pulp Fiction, with ghosts!” The Humans Takako Fuji, Ryoto Koyama, Yuuko Daike The Nutshell There is a house in Japan in which a family man murdered his wife and his child. … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERESTUDIO: Image EntertainmentMSRP: $24.99 RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 82 minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • Yanni Live! Backstage Pass featuretteThe Pitch Friends, the Apocalypse is upon us. "I’d just like to start the night out by paying tribute to my inspirations: John Tesh, Zamfir and Gene Simmons…" The Humans Yanni, a shload of … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Cinema EpochMSRP: $24.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 69 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Audio commentary with the director• Character and production stills• Miniature paintings gallery• Theatrical trailer The Pitch A bizarre little fable acted out by even more bizarre stop-motion animated creatures. The Creatures Aristocratic mice, oak dwellers, mystical frogs and carnivorous plants. … Continue reading
To those who didn’t wonder where I was, I believe the answer can be found in the Holy Scriptures. Eat Me During the supposedly final wobbly season of Project Greenlight, chances are you, like me, had no idea how the hell Director John Gulager was going to pull off Feast, especially with his unique presentation … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Creative CircleMSRP: $19.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 47 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Deleted Scenes• Claymation clip The Pitch "Dude, come record our party. It’ll be awesome." The Humans Vessy Mink, Joey Soto, probably somebody named "Moon Child" or something. The Nutshell Billed as a "burlesque set in the 21st century," Art in the Buff … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros.MSRP: $26.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 110 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Uncensored outtakes• Gag Reel The Pitch “I need from the audience a suggestion of a truism. Any truism at all—” “Drew Carey sucks!” “… any truism at all …” The Humans Drew Carey, Ryan Stiles, Colin Mochrie, Wayne Brady, Brad Sherwood, … Continue reading