Well, it looks like this column covering weekly video game releases (that only kicked off last week!) has already hit a wall. See, there are no games coming out this week. None. The fat old man with boots of black has scared off all the releases, and you’re all probably too broke to buy anything … Continue reading
Like many people, most of my waking hours in the 1970’s were spent in a hazy, drooling stupor, babbling incoherently while periodically vomiting all over myself. Unlike most, I have a valid excuse: I was only an infant at the time. Thank God for that: I can’t imagine what my life would have been life … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: LionsgateMSRP: $19.98RATED: GRUNNING TIME: 72 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • Bedtime Story Shortcuts• Music Video• Slumber Party Fun!• Best Friends Q&A• Slumber Party Scavenger Hunt• Sing Alongs The Pitch The Bratz pack, this time back as precocious kidz, meet The Simpsons’ Treehouse Of Horror. The Humans The Director: Mucci FassettThe … Continue reading
BUY FROM AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Walt Disney VideoMSRP: $29.99RATED: PG-13RUNNING TIME: 102 min.SPECIAL FEATURES: Commentary by Director David S. Goyer and writer Christine Roum Commentary by writer Mick Davis Over 13 minutes of deleted scenes 30 Seconds to Mars: The Kill music video Sparta: Taking Back Control music video The Pitch Its Stir of Echoes … Continue reading
BUY FROM AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Paramount Home VideoMSRP: $29.99RATED: GRUNNING TIME: 86 min.SPECIAL FEATURES: Making of Documentary Are We There Yet? World Adventure: Polar Bear Spotting The Pitch It’s March of the Penguins with Queen Latifah and no penguins. The Humans Queen Latifah (narrator) The Nutshell A polar bear cub and a walrus pup are brought … Continue reading
I’m back. I was going to explain where I was all this time, but it’d involve me explaining the practicalities of the legal system and frankly, no one gives a shit. Instead let’s go with “sorry, I was at a Gamespot protest and lost my plane ticket home.” By the way, Manhunt 2 rocks! Here’s … Continue reading
Rock Band hit a major snag when it was released for the PS3. The major selling point of the game, the 4-player band mode, was not playable… unless you knew someone else who bought the 170 buck bundle. See, the set only comes with one guitar, one drum set and one mic. The game’s developer … Continue reading
BUY FROM AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: LionsgateMSRP: $26.98RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 80 min.SPECIAL FEATURES: Eating Out: The Making of Boy Eats Girl Trailers The Pitch It’s My Boyfriends Back meets 28 Days Later The Humans Samantha Mumba, David Leon The Nutshell Diggs, Henry and Nathan are three teenage friends in Ireland. On the night that Nathan decides … Continue reading
BUY FROM AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: LionsgateMSRP: $26.98RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 87 min.SPECIAL FEATURES: Trailers The Pitch It’s Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer meets American Psycho The Humans Jake Muxworthy, Gabriel Mann, Lauren Geman, Tom Sizemore The Nutshell John and Michael are brothers who are raised by their father to consider other people as piggy banks. … Continue reading