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BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros.MSRP: $19.97RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 69/77 min.SPECIAL FEATURES:• Theatrical Trailers• Commentaries The Pitch “Atmosphere and subtlety—it’s not just for ‘A’ pictures anymore!“ The Humans James Ellison, Frances Dee, Tom Conway, Boris Karloff, Bela Lugosi, Henry Daniell The Nutshell Disc Two of the Val Lewton Horror Collection (Buy it here!) … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: ParamountRATED: RRUNNING TIME: 92 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Four Making of Featurettes• Deleted scene• Introduction by Walter Hill• Original Theatrical TrailerI grew up in the 70s and 80s. Back in those days (has it really gotten to be so long ago that it was “those days?” 70s AND 80s retro fashion … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Walt Disney Home VideoMSRP: $14.99RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 194 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: None The Pitch “Let’s capitalize on the growing Flipper craze with an animated series about Flipper and some kid who can breathe underwater!” The Humans Keith Scott (voice) is the only person with any billing on Amazon or IMDB. … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: New Line Home EntertainmentMSRP: $19.97RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 88 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: Trailers The Pitch “Excessive Force was excessively forceful, but what if we forced some more force into it? It’s so crazy it just might work!” The Humans Stacie Randall (Trancers 4 & 5), Dan Gauthier, Jay Patterson (McBain) and … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros.RATED: UnratedRUNNING TIME: 562 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Best Bits of Bel-Air• Bel-Air Bloopers There have been several ethnic comedies on the air in the past few decades. The first, Amos & Andy, was more of a minstrel show than a sitcom, and was understandably met with protest. The 70s … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE! STUDIO: Universal MSRP: $27.98 RATED: NC-17 RUNNING TIME: 90 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • Deleted Scenes and Interview Segments• The Legends of Erotica: Remembering Linda• Harry Reems’ Athletic Club• Commentary Track with Directors Randy Barbato and Fenton Bailey • Special Commentary Track with Interview Audio Clips • Theatrical Trailer There … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros.MSRP: $19.97RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 94 min.SPECIAL FEATURES: Theatrical Trailer The Pitch“It’s A.I. meets Xtro!“The HumansJulie Christie (Doctor Zhivago), Fritz Weaver (Creepshow), Gerrit Graham (Phantom of the Paradise)The NutshellWhen arrogant scientist Dr. Harris (Weaver) creates Proteus IV, a high-functioning artificial intelligence, he isn’t prepared to deal with a machine … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $49.92RATED: GRUNNING TIME: 101 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Commentary by John Fricke and archival interviews• "The Wonderful Wizard of Oz" storybook• "Prettier than Ever" restoration featurette• "Ultra-Resolution Process" restoration featurette• "We Haven’t Really Met Properly" cast profiles• "The Wonderful Wizard of Oz: The Making of a Movie … Continue reading →
A while back, I found myself in a strange predicament. Confined only to my bed, I was unmovable, unanimated, and unaware of the fact that my wife was saddened by my state of being. So, being the good lass she was, she immediately hired a local Hypnotist, a man whose opinions were entirely suspect. As … Continue reading →
BUY THEM AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: DisneyRATED: UnratedRUNNING TIME: Approx 30 Minutes EachSPECIAL FEATURES: None The Pitch "Alright. I, like a lot of you I’m sure, am sick of that damn dinosaur. Go to wardrobe, get some costumes, grab some kids and a camera. We’ll take that damn purple bastard DOWN!" The Humans More kids … Continue reading →