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BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $9.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: N/A SPECIAL FEATURES: None The Pitch Senior Warner Bros. DVD Exec: “What’s our standard policy for TV DVDs?” Junior Warner Bros. DVD Exec: “To release a pathetic offering of a few episodes before giving up the full season box sets and slapping a … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $9.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: N/A SPECIAL FEATURES: None The Pitch Senior Warner Bros. DVD Exec: “What’s our standard policy for TV DVDs?” Junior Warner Bros. DVD Exec: “To release a pathetic offering of a few episodes before giving up the full season box sets and slapping a … Continue reading →
"Sorry there’s no eggs… the zombies ate the chickens." Time for some brutal honestly… I went into The Stink of Flesh not expecting much. Another low budget zombie movie? Ugh. I threw it on expecting to half watch it and maybe read a book a little. Much to my surprise it turned out to be … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Pathfinder Home EntertainmentMSRP: $19.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 100 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Alternate ending• Biographies• Still Gallery The Pitch "It’s The Red Shoe Diaries gets slaughtered by Titus Andronicus!" The Humans Resmine Atis, Andrew Welsh, Irina Stemer. The Nutshell Giselle (Stemer) dominates the life of her daughter (Atis) after the suicide of … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE! STUDIO: Warner BrothersMSRP: $30.98 RATED: PG-13RUNNING TIME: 157 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Deleted Scenes • Conversations with the cast• Reflections on the fourth film• Featurettes explaining the effects of the Tri-Wizard Tournament• DVD-Rom Games Until The Prisoner of Azkaban hit I’d never been much for the Harry Potter films. The … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros.MSRP: $28.98RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 126 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • Making-of featurette• Additional scenes• Theatrical trailer Filmmakers going for high drama have quite a balancing act to perform. They have to spell out the rules of the film so the audience doesn’t get distracted from the characters, while maintaining … Continue reading →
Is everything back to normal? Are you feeling a little left behind, unsheltered, or possibly awards-envious? (More importantly – Mr. Yari, are you okay?) Looks like we’ve got 365 days more to stew in our own juices, or just whittle the time away dropping cash on better DVDs than this years’ Best Picture winner. Although … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: HereticMSRP: $19.95RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 100 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • "Movies Not Excuses" featurette• "Misa Does Make-Up" featurette• Feature commentary• Soundtrack CD• Trailers Reactionary filmmaking is an interesting beast. A filmmaker sees a trend in culture (broad or specific) and decides to make something that rebuts the reasons for that … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE! STUDIO: DisneyMSRP: $14.99 EachRATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 27 Minutes EachSPECIAL FEATURES: The DVDs are so special Disney included no features.The Pitch “Mr. Iger? Since we don’t put out any actual musicals anymore, why don’t we whore out every notable song we’ve ever produced in a different way? Maybe no one … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Lions Gate Home EntertainmentMSRP: $19.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 90 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Alternate Angle Fights• Bonus Fights• Hall of Fame Interview The Pitch “In UFC 1, a bunch of guys got pummeled and dominated by a grappler. Watch as they futilely try to incorporate grappling into their own repertoire and … Continue reading →