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BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros.MSRP: $26.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: N/ASPECIAL FEATURES:• Audio Commentary• Interviews• Music Only Track [Note from George: Since Sean Fahey still uses a Commodore 64 for the purposes of word processing, this review will feature no screen captions. It’s a good review, though. Read it anyways!] The Pitch Warner Brothers … Continue reading →
My roommate was watching Big Love last week and quickly called me down. Imagine my surprise when during a scene Chloë Sevigny asks Bill Paxton what he thinks of my first name (as a name for a child) and he quickly retorts – “I think it says kick me and take my lunch money.” Well, … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros.MSRP: $44.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 575 min.SPECIAL FEATURES:• Creators’ Commentary on 3 Key Episodes• Inside Justice League: Panel Discussion• Storyboards: The Blueprint For Justice• The Look of the League: Character Design• Pitch Reel The Pitch “Okay, we did a great Superman show, and knocked the spots off Batman. Which … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE! STUDIO: Tartan VideoMSRP: $24.99RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 102 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Feature Commentary w/ director and cast• "Making-of" featurette• Photo gallery• Trailers The Pitch "The second-best tree-based horror ever! Or, The Omen meets Rosemary’s Baby meets Orson Scott Card’s Speaker for the Dead." The Humans Mun Oh-bin, Kim Jin-geun, and Shim … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Manga VideoMSRP: $19.98RATED: UnratedRUNNING TIME: 80 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Behind-the-scenes montage• Concept art/Final animation comparisons• Trailers and TV Spots• Intervews with cast and crew The Pitch "It’s The X-Files meets Cat Soup, with a little of Marvel Comics’ Darkhawk thrown in." The Humans English language: Jay Hernandez (Hostel), Matthew … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Family Home EntertainmentMSRP: $14.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 289 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: None The Pitch Senior Cartoon Exec, circa 1987: “Okay, we need to come up with the next big cartoon. So it’s time for the Idea Bag again. Everybody reach in and grab a card…. Alright, what’s it going to … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $29.98RATED: NR and GRUNNING TIME: Nun: 152 mins/Shoes: 162 mins/Fatima: 102 minsSPECIAL FEATURES:• Shoes of the Fisherman vintage featurette• Theatrical Trailers The Nun’s Story (1959) The Pitch "I say Audrey Hepburn in a nun’s habit is still more radiant than the sky during the Battle of … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Dark SkyMSRP: $14.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 162 min. for the complete programSPECIAL FEATURES:• Drive-In Intermission Ads• Theatrical Trailers The Pitch “Remember when ‘going to the movies’ meant watching whatever happened to be playing that night?” The Humans Humanoids: Don Megowan, Erica Elliot, Don Dolittle; Planets: Giacamo Rossi-Stuart, Ombretta Colli, Enzi … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Walt Disney VideoMSRP: $34.99RATED: PGRUNNING TIME: 134 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Commentaries• Fun Facts• Interviews• Interactive Map• Supernatural Character Bios• Awesome Cover Art The Pitch "It’s the classic children’s book by C.S. Lewis brought to life. Again." The Humans William Moseley, Anna Popplewell, Skandar Keynes, Georgie Henley, Tilda Swinton, James … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: New Wave EntertainmentMSRP: $14.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 60 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: Deleted ScenesThe Pitch “The world famous Jeff Cesario, former writer for Dennis Miller Live and The Larry Sanders Show, will deliver 60 minutes of stand-up comedy for a ready and willing audience. Time permitting, the show will end with a … Continue reading →