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BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: DimensionMSRP: $29.99RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 106 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: None The Pitch “This string of ‘Tales from the Crypt Presents’ films are going great! We’ll just keep pumping these out as fast as horror fans can pay to watch them. What’s that you say? The box office returns are in? No … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Touchstone Home EntertainmentMSRP: $29.99RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 111 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Feature Commentary w/ director Lasse Hallstrom• "Making-of" featurette• "Dressing in Style" featurette• "Visions of Venice" featurette• Extended sequence The Pitch "Shakespeare in Love meets Shakespearian-in-Venice." The Humans Heath Ledger, Sienna Miller, Jeremy Irons, Oliver Platt, Lena Olin. The Nutshell Giacamo … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $29.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 500 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: "Joey Impersonations" – montage of Dave Coulier’s comic impersonations The Pitch “Crap – we’re been renewed! What do we do for Season 3? Cheesy family jokes? Have Stamos sing? Another Coulier Popeye impression? Crap! If only those twins were 18!” … Continue reading →
Being destitute has its drawbacks. First you have nothing to blow on the Donkey Show. Then you have no sustenance. Third, your belly throbs like the ground in Tremors without Ron Underwood backing you up. After a while, there’s only one thing left to do. Eat Me! Jean-Pierre Jeunet and Marc Caro’s film Delicatessen gets … Continue reading →
BUY IT FROM AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Anchor BayMSRP: $16.99RATING: NRRUNNING TIME: 59 min.SPECIAL FEATURES:– Commentaries– Interviews– Featurettes THE PITCH “It’s In the Mouth of Madness meets The Ring!” THE HUMANS Norman Reedus, Udo Kier Dammit, I wish I could remember the name of that movie… THE NUTSHELL Film enthusiast Kirby Sweetman (Reedus) operates a struggling … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Rumur ReleasingMSRP: $24.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 140 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • Commentary w/ filmmakers and subjects• Historical timelines• War-critical essay• War footage• Deleted scenes• Trailers The Pitch "Prelude to an assault, and no one makes beautiful music together." The Humans Directed by Ian Olds and Garrett Scott and featuring a … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Paramount Home VideoMSRP: $29.95RATED: PG-13RUNNING TIME: 92 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • Commentary by: Charlize Theron and producer Gale Anne Hurd• Commentary by co-screenwriters Phil Hay and Matt Manfredi• Creating a World featurette • Locations featurette• Stunts featurette• Costume Design Workshop featurette• The Craft of the Set Photographer featurette• Theatrical … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Pathfinder Home EntertainmentMSRP: $14.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 84 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • Short film, On Some Consequences of a Passage by Guy Debord by director Zachary Winestine• Trailer• Photo Gallery• Cast bios• Filmmaker interview• Music tracks from the film The Pitch Bored with life, contemplating suicide and need that last … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Tartan VideoMSRP: $24.99RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 97 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Photo gallery• Trailers The Pitch "Sympathy for Miss Teen Whore" The Humans Han Yeo-reum as protagonist Yeo-jin, Seo Min-jung as the most adorable amateur prostitute ever, and Eol Lee as Yeo-jin’s downtrodden father. The Nutshell Two high school freshmen, Yeo-jin and … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Lion’s GateMSRP: $26.95RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 113 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: Director’s Cut with 4 additional minutes of footage extending several scenes DVD Introduction by Director Paul Haggis Trailers Deleted Scenes with Director Commentary "Behind the Metal and Glass" Making of Crash On Paul Haggis – Featurette "LA – The Other … Continue reading →