Directed by: Brian PaulinStarring: Darya Zabinski, Rich George Brian PaulinBuy it from The Creature Co.! "You turned me into a fucking necro junky!" After the fun time I had with City of Rott, I was eagerly looking forward to checking out Unearthed Film’s next release- which from the trailer looked like much more of a … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Buena VistaMSRP: $29.99RATED: R (for no good reason)RUNNING TIME: 83 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: None The Pitch "It’s like taking Romeo and Juliet and then photocopying it alongside The Fast and the Furious, and then photocopying the photocopy, and then photocopying that, and then getting all ‘creative’ on the result." The … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Brentwood Home VideoMSRP: $14.98RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 83 minutes/ 82 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Booklet with liner notes• Outtakes from Night of the Bloody Apes• Still galleries• Trailers for Night of the Bloody ApesThe Pitch “We don’t really know much about the things that are possible with modern medicine, but it … Continue reading
This week comes flying at you in multiple shapes, colors, and sizes. Including some very special ones. Proudfeet! Everyone loves the Lord of the Rings trilogy, but I don’t give it slobbery kisses before going to sleep with it at night. An ass pinch, maybe. I do appreciate Peter Jackson’s films (Two Towers being my … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros.MSRP: $99.98, for fuck’s sakeRATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 975 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Commentary on two episodes• Deleted scenes w/ commentary• Gag reel The Pitch "It’s like Mission: Impossible meets Wonder Woman, but we couldn’t afford to buy any Cool." The Humans Peta Wilson, Roy Dupuis The Nutshell Once upon a … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros.MSRP: $14.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 93 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: None (Note: This disc apparently hates PowerDVD so unfortunately, this review will be ran sans-screencaps. It’s a shame too, as I had some BRILLIANCE in store for you guys. Ah well, on with the review!) The Pitch "It’s Scooby-Doo. Seriously! The … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: TartanMSRP: $22.95RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 92 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Director’s Commentary• Director & Cast Interviews• Trailers The Pitch "I guess it’s like The Amityville Horror meets I Know What You Did Last Summer. Yeah, that’ll work." The Humans Sung Hyun-Ah, Park Da Ahn The Nutshell Mi-ju is a very talented cellist … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Miramax Home EntertainmentMSRP: $29.99RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 94 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Feature commentary w/ dir. Gavid Hood• Deleted scenes w/ commentary• Alternate endings w/ commentary• Hood’s short film The Storekeeper w/ commentary• Behind-the-scenes featurette• Music video The Pitch "It’s Man on Fire in reverse!" The Humans Presley Chweneyagae, Terry Pheto. The … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: TartanMSRP: $20.90RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 69 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Concert-Only Viewing Option• Director & Cast Interviews• Band Material The Pitch "It’s a love story meets a concert documentary meets a porno." The Humans Kieran O’Brien, Margo Stilley The Nutshell At its core, 9 Songs is the simplest of love stories – … Continue reading
Let’s ease back into things. Let’s do it with the lights turned low. Medication will clear that up Like the dirtiest little whorehouse in all of Texas, Poseidon (read Devin’s negative review) is filled with cheap thrills and no redeeming social values. Masquerading as an overblown epic, Wolfgang Petersen’s film manages to be incessantly ringing … Continue reading